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Monday May 22, 2006

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Let me tell you how much packing sucks. >---------------------------------< That much!
The government needs to form a department that issues a fire starting permit for all of your current household crap. Burn that shit THEN the department will give you a grand to buy all new household crap. Done and done, youll have all the pleasure of a new house with none of the fuss. FUCK, Im a genius. Kyle for president people, Kyle for president.

I am no longer angry. Ill save it for the brown liquor fiascos thank you very much.

A little advice: masturbate at least once a day, twice if you can. Your genitalia will thank you for it. Beats the hell out of smoking.

Alright kids, let me tell you all about a little something called R-o-l-l-e-r D-e-r-b-y. It is a fantastical sport in which amazing looking women skate around and knock the shite out of one another. There is more to it than that but you really need to see it to understand. Im hooked, I know it. She Devilsthere, now all of you can enjoy the carnage. See also Gadget, see also XToonGrlX. Gadget took some falls but was a powerhouse. Fast as hell that girl is. XToonGrlX is but a rookie but she can promote like crazy.

Time to hit the bench.

Peacen junk
VIEW 22 of 22 COMMENTS
spaztastic_bitch:
Dude, you totally need a new car.
What do you drive?
May 24, 2006
teena:
i hate packing too! its funny tho...i really like orgazing shit and i even enjoy unpacking..but packing itself is always so daunting!

will we be seeing you on Monday or are you picnicing?
May 25, 2006

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