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I will! Oh, I WILL!

Ewwwww...FUCK!

I'm still sick as a dog. Called off work today. Fuck this 103.2 shit. My body feels like a tempature meltdown. Cold one second and then hotter than hell the next. I need some drugs.

I have nothing to report because I slept all day. I watched Star Trek though for four hours. That was fun.

Carolyn is a sweetheart. She made me tea...
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I went to work today despite what my body told me. Through out the day I was tingly and just bothered. I hate the sun. But, I also love it.

I painted over two thousand stalls today. It really wasn't that bad. I just thought about my tattoo and came up with some really great ideas.

I feel bad because I'm blowing everyone off lately....
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Time for bed. I have work tomorrow and five.

I was a productive motha fucka today.
I cleaned my room to perfection.
Washed all of my clothes and surprisingly enough, folded them. I mowed and weedwacked the lawn to a nice three inch glaze of greenery. I cleaned the bathroom and waxed the kitchen floor.
I even passed up a lame party so that I...
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Alrighty kids, time for me to redeem myself after my last drunken post.

I leave for New Orleans today. Its only going to be for three days but I intend to make the most of it.

I went paintballing yesterday! I forgot how much fun it was. The gameplay brings out the testosterone of every male, and even some females. I feel that those feelings,...
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Never sbine so fucked up in my life.

Excuse me while I whip this pout.
Jager BOMBSA~!

baOUT TEN IN RIGHT NOW AND FEELING fine.

Caps l;ock.

So much poo naner.

I will reamin strong.

Wish me luck.

I just had one of the most intense airsoft battles of my life.

Ed: Cover me!
Kyle: Alright man, go gO GO!
Josh: Ok Ed, just like we planned.


Kyle: (to himself) Im fucked!


Yes, thats right. The bitches double teamed me. But I held my own for about an hour. Five hits on Josh. Seven on Ed. Im such a child sometimes.

We are...
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YupYupYup.

So I did another shot last night after Ed went to sleep. Josh offered to stay up with me until I had to go to work, which was an hour away. For some reason I thought it was a good idea to do another shot of Kettle so I indulged. About five minutes later I started to pass out and headed up to my...
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To make a long story sooooooo short...

I am drunk.

The shore sucked lama balls.

Mostly because a girl was there that I hate and my parents love to death....bitch.

It rained the entire weekend. No beach, bad juju.

My penis hurts.

Enough bitching.

More piercings please! I had my labret done which makes me super happy. But my computer is still being a pretentious...
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Fuck this.

I had to work today and I am burnt out. I know Ive only worked four days out of the week, but the sun really takes a lot out of me. All I can do anymore is work, eat, fuck, and sleep. We really didnt have a lot of work today but my boss decided to bring my ass anyway. I can understand...
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