kyleomen

We battled.
It was satisfying.
Time for bed.
I will give a much needed update tomorrow.
Good night all.
Sleep well and dream of sausage.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!~ I back gosh damrnit!

Fuck comcast and their slow-ass service.

I shall be giving a massive update with all the trimmings. But for now I will tend to my laundry and balls.

Holy shitemonkey. I haven't had the internet since the day of my last post. I was about to go insane. I came home today and found it working like a pro. I'm retardedly happy right now. But, my real update will have to wait. I am dirty and need to clense. I am hungry and need to eat. I am horny and need to masturbate....
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Well spank me down...

I slept for far to long yesterday. I was planning on going to the gym. I got home from work and had a few beers. Smoked a few smokes and then watched some tv with the fellas. Then I went up stairs to take a nappy and when I awoke, it was 3 fucking am. Where does the time go? Sooooo,...
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I got drunk last night to forget that I have no future planned.

I got drunk last night to forget that I have no one to love.

I got drunk last night because I am not where I want to be. It's been to long.

I got drunk last night to piss the fuck out of others.

In the end I realized that enough is...
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Alrighty then!

The plan was to get "all sexy" and head down to QXT's to celebrate Iggy's birthday. Little did I know that I was going to get lost and spend almost two hours trying to find this place. Everyone I asked gave me different information. Mapquest, a.k.a complete assholes, decided to give me directions to Elizabeth instead of Newark. Bitching aside, I finally did...
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I'm headed to Iggy's party tonight at QXT's. I'm very very excited. I get to dannnnnnnnnnce!

I fucking shot my monitor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHITE!

Never, ever, evvvvvver think that there isn't one in the chamber. If you do, you'll be like me. A MORON!

Sad thing is that the "wound" looks really cool.

I like pie. Pie! Pie! Pie!

Ohhhhh, fuck me and call me denver.

I thought I was going to have off today via the wonderful rain but the bitch never showed up. Sooooo, it's off to work is a sleepy, vexed state.

The black machine made me it's bitch today. Squirted oil based crap all over my arm. That shite is crazy hard to get off. Much scrubbings will be done....
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Why the fuck won't my mouth heal. This shit is ridiculous. I will just numb the pain with vodka. At least she loves me. Fuck all others, Grey Goose is where its at. Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo smooth.

Ummmm, nothing to report. I go to work and then come home and clean after these messy bitches.

I found my Beretta. I've missed her so. For those of you...
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