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Thursday May 01, 2003

May 1, 2003
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THINGS OVER THE YEARS THAT I WANTED AND NEVER GOT:

a butterfly knife
castle grayskull
a 4 wheeler
a ferret (okay, i'm glad i didn't get that one now)
a broken arm/leg (casts are cool!)
a third-party president
a note on my pillow
the blues to win the stanley cup (yeah, right.......)
a gibson SG
the shellac "friends" album
to eat fugu
a 12 point buck
a sense of direction
a little brother (glad i got a sister instead)
a swimming pool
hair on my chest (i am a grown man! honestly!)
jimmy buffett's head on a plate


tomorrow is my birthday........ what are you gonna get me?
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cheech:
Oops, well, I'm late giving you a happy b-day in THIS time zone...but in Missourah, things might be a little...back in time, eh?

If it's any consolation, Mars Music often has the GOTH Gibson SG for cheap...it's GOTH jet-black, and has a crescent-moon-and-star fretmark to help celebrate that GOTH religion, Islam.
May 2, 2003
nimhly:
i will get you altoids and oral sex of course.
May 3, 2003

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