what is it about getting yourself off. am i an onanistic person, or will anybody be able to top me? really, hobbies can actually invade your personal life (or lack-thereof). as long as your roomate doesn't catch you with your pants around your knees and still-playing porno tape, i guess you are cool. seriously, i know several people who have been caught. very funny shit. they will never live it down.
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fuzzybunny:
Oh yeah, my record was 9 hours with a Perfect 10s videotape, crystal meth and my Eroscillator. Top THAT, Onanistic Boy!
zona:
i have the loudest vibrator in the world: sounds like a chainsaw. so im sure everyone within a mile radius knows when im wacking off.