kurtz

single, white, male age 28 looking for chica to wake up with in the mornings. i am short, thin (except for the teeny beer belly), bespectacled, unshaven, tattooed, and have ugly feet. am into challenging music, good eats, eclectic cinema, and those books that you can't seem to put down. i need someone who's not needy. i want someone who wants me. i will argue, bitch, complain, and drool in my sleep. must like meat and hockey. would be interested in meeting someone who is confident, full of sex, independently wealthy, intelligent. and can stick their fist in their mouth. must like their own time and space (as i do). barskanks, treehuggers, law enforcement officers need not apply. will cook for you, light your cigarettes, and give you scalp massages as often as you like. if you can have intimate relations with me while my dog in the room i might be your guy. i need a hug.