kurtz

fuck you bleeding hearts!!! as if mine does not pump the same blood. the world is upon you, neither for or against you. live your life. don't try to live mine. this is for the masses. this is for me. this is not an exit......

if i could be the one you ran to when all seems lost and broken, you wouldn't run....... you'd crawl.....

i woke up this mornin' and none of the news was good
death machines were rumblin' 'cross the ground where jesus stood
and the man on my tv told me that it had always been that way
and there was nothin' anyone could do or say

and i almost listened to him
yeah i almost lost my mind
then i regained my senses again
and...
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ok once again i am sitting in my underwear, eating slim jims, and searching this site for butt 'n' boobies and a sense of otherworldly recognition for replies on my posts......... what a great way to spend a sunday. beats watching the rams lose......

what is it about getting yourself off. am i an onanistic person, or will anybody be able to top me? really, hobbies can actually invade your personal life (or lack-thereof). as long as your roomate doesn't catch you with your pants around your knees and still-playing porno tape, i guess you are cool. seriously, i know several people who have been caught. very funny shit....
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goddamn my noggin hurts. the whiskey did it, i swear. must shower and masturbate. i'll think of you.

ok. bestest friend in the world came into town and much fun we had (even though his wife was there) i am pondering, is he still my bestest friend in the world? conversation was half-assed boring (but fun, nevertheless) but the only thing that connected truly was old funny stories that his wife had no clue about. we have drifted and it hurts to a...
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fuck yeah. i said FUCK YEAH!! my bestest friend in the world came into town unannounced. gonna go imbibe in adult beverages and flirt our asses off with hot chicks (and hope his wife doesn't find out)! happiness, when did you pop up your ugly head? take care little make-believe friends, i'm hangin' out in the real world tonight!

I GOTTA CRUSH. I GOTTA CRUSH. I GOTTA CRUSH ON YOU! well, thats what i want to say to her. having female friends sucks donkey balls. not bad having them as friends, but......
anyway, i'm cold, stuffy, and generally devoid of good wishes. hope you are the same.

love,
Col. W.E. Kurtz

i am an empty slate........
write on me if you will.........

and it just keeps building and burrowing and bombing and falling.......repeat, repeat, repeat.......... i'm the same, how are you?

howdy space monkeys. and you are???