i am a spy in the house of love.....
i hate being the fucking "dear abby" of relationships....
just because i don't have one does not mean i am free and willing to help you with your own miserable love life. this problem has plagued me since i was a teen. if i had the answers, don't you think i'd be god by now? i...
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i hate being the fucking "dear abby" of relationships....
just because i don't have one does not mean i am free and willing to help you with your own miserable love life. this problem has plagued me since i was a teen. if i had the answers, don't you think i'd be god by now? i...
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I'D LIKE A STEAK SANDWICH AND.... A STEAK SANDWICH.
FLETCH COULD BE THE GREATEST '80'S COMEDY EVER..... THAT IS IF THEY DON'T MAKE ANY MORE..... '80'S COMEDIES.... NOT FLETCH MOVIES... WELL, YOU KNEW WHAT I MEANT... RIGHT?
IN CELEBRATING THIS, I SHALL NAME MY NEXT PET, WHATEVER IT IS, IRWIN R. FLETCHER.
OH YEAH. I NEED A PLACE TO STAY WHEN I COME TO VISIT....
FLETCH COULD BE THE GREATEST '80'S COMEDY EVER..... THAT IS IF THEY DON'T MAKE ANY MORE..... '80'S COMEDIES.... NOT FLETCH MOVIES... WELL, YOU KNEW WHAT I MEANT... RIGHT?
IN CELEBRATING THIS, I SHALL NAME MY NEXT PET, WHATEVER IT IS, IRWIN R. FLETCHER.
OH YEAH. I NEED A PLACE TO STAY WHEN I COME TO VISIT....
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jupiter6:
i think you best be calming yourself!
binkymcqueen:
You know I do not speak Spanish----But, you can always stay with me Companero....
[Edited on Dec 17, 2002]
[Edited on Dec 17, 2002]
i will sleep and dream of christopher walken..... good night, you lovable shits,,,,
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mtlqueen:
you hypnotize me with your coke bottle eyeballs, dahlink...
likittysplit:
ok lets see... i am broke and don't know how to make a digital camera.... and as for a bus ticket to venus... well i will do my best.... kisses~
love,
satan..
err santa

love,
satan..
err santa
some Omaha proverbs:
stolen food never satisfies hunger...
a poor man is a hard rider...
no one mourns the thriftless...
the path of the lazy leads to disgrace...
a man must make his own arrows...
a handsome face does not make a good husband...
thinking--of a number
listening--gastr del sol (camofleur)
eating--garlic hummus and crackers
drinking--cherry coke
smoking--camel ultra lights
wishing--???
stolen food never satisfies hunger...
a poor man is a hard rider...
no one mourns the thriftless...
the path of the lazy leads to disgrace...
a man must make his own arrows...
a handsome face does not make a good husband...
thinking--of a number
listening--gastr del sol (camofleur)
eating--garlic hummus and crackers
drinking--cherry coke
smoking--camel ultra lights
wishing--???
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binkymcqueen:
Your request has been done Sith Lord--Now where is Mr. Chips....
clovesbud:
Dude, go out to Skinker or Delmar Blvd. and sell your dick for a couple of hours to frustrated Central West End businessmen, make two hundred bucks, and buy the TG box set. Why do I have to figure this shit out for you??
todays reading: 365 tao....december 12
suddenly, things snap into focus.
i've been pursuing unity all my life,
but could only glimpse the monstrous vision in fragments;
it has haunted me for years.
each time i sighted it, i struggled to make it concrete.
at first, it seemed i only had a sculptor's yard of unfinished figures--
then it slowly began to make sense,
gathered from...
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suddenly, things snap into focus.
i've been pursuing unity all my life,
but could only glimpse the monstrous vision in fragments;
it has haunted me for years.
each time i sighted it, i struggled to make it concrete.
at first, it seemed i only had a sculptor's yard of unfinished figures--
then it slowly began to make sense,
gathered from...
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dollface:
when i go out with me, it's always a hot date.
likittysplit:
me and my questions.. you and your contemplations....

i need to grow up. i need to motivate my luscious white ass to do the things my heart and mind tell it to, but the ass ignores them and listens to the tiny balls..... i'm a 28 yr old pussy. stuck in a rut. afraid of failure. afraid of taking risks because of past trials and errors. i can do and say what i...
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binkymcqueen:
It is that exact fear which will breed change my friend. Once you realize adolescents can not sustain itself forever change will come.....However, drinking light beer is a definitive sign of the luscious ass...small balls syndrome --At least get the Sam Adams in the bottle..I thought you might appreciate this-Listening to Starless and Bible Black---scratchy scratchy---Robert Fripp is the man. Keep trying to add you as a friend but the computer just will not have it....Still awaiting instructions to the Isle befoe the weather changes...Happy Hunting!
mtlqueen:
Hi. I'm just about to bake some big greasy chewey chocolate chip cookies for my name that studio party tonight. Want one? Here (*insert cookie icon*)
xo
xo
you can and you will.....
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clovesbud:
It wasn't too heavy on the bickering. There was just a thread started by Dia about SG.com and sexuality. I thought it was a really good discussion about something I had been thinking about for awhile. Some personalities clashed but some personalities will alway clash.
clovesbud:
I hear that!
i have forgotten how to play guitar....... when did the rock leave me? too much idle time. boredom reared its' ugly head and bit me on the ass... damnit.
mistersatan:
Then here's what you need to do- plug it in, turn the amp WAY the fuck up, and play it with your buttcheeks. Trust me on this one.
i'm in desparate need of some kinda therapy. the kind that has you loving yourself now and hating yourself in the morning. the kind that stings and burns. the kind that caresses your soul. the kind that makes you see the stars. the kind that blinds you permanently. the kind that hoists you above all others and puts its boot on your throat. yeah, i...
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mtlqueen:
EXCELLENT! i especially like the horking in the blood of christ thing. why is spit/piss/shit/farts so funny if used in the right context? it's just bodily functions, but can become...art.
hardluck5413:
I could go for a pat on the back right about now. Thanks!
back from the woods without tales of death and disembowelment. too brief a moment in time spent hovering above the earth and trying not to pee. the wind licked my neck as i tried in vain to ignore it. the icy white beneath and the gray giants in stasis around me. listening, looking, hoping to find the horned one i desired. the steel grew cooler...
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mtlqueen:
sounds like a typical afternoon with me, getting baked and going on a "walking adventure" in rural southwestern ontario...i love walking adventures.
mtlqueen:
oh yeah, i wanted to tell you about monolith. it's a belgian guy who makes really intelligent heavy industrial/ambient stuff. more like punctuated soundscapes. hard to describe, but very evocative.
finally off of call from work. drinking mass quantities of jack daniels. bought the neurosis-a sun that never sets-dvd today. ready to watch it. blues aren't on the tube tonight. sad. snow, snow, and more snow. frigid outside. ate barbeque for lunch today. belly hurts. have an erection for no particular reason. uncomfortable in my jeans. ate hummus and crackers for dinner. i'm a man...
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dollface:
i have tipped so many drinks to you that i must dry out for a couple of. i am coughing from all the smoking of days past. it is like i have returned from a vacation.
mtlqueen:
you fucking sweet freak -- i just read your tina turner post on morgan's journal. you. are. awesome.
goddamnitsstillsnowing....... i love it really. my dog tripped me and i got a face full of powder...... i think i heard him laughing..... this town pretty much shuts down in inclement weather..... it's vaguely surreal that there is no traffic, no stereos thumping, no kids shouting in the street...... only the ambient sound of the wind and snowflakes tapping at the window..... comforting and eerie........
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mtlqueen:
i promise i'm not commin'ta get'cha (i had garth's wayne's world jimi hendrix routine rolling around in my head when i wrote that...
oh, hey, i just noticed the Alienist on your list of books. a friend of mine from brazil recommended that to me, but he didn't know where to get the translated work. i'm going to go look it up...sniff sniff....did you cut one???
clovesbud:
You're a heart surgeon! Wow! I could have sworn that was a bass guitar in yer hands, but it's obviously some advanced surgical tool. I should have known. A lot of surgeons I know are into godflesh and the fucking champs.
they are awesome.
and i hallucinate sometimes. i did a lot of acid between the ages of 16 and 20.