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Thursday Apr 07, 2011

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So my friend Seth had me get a book out of his car, and there was a mid-sized phallus in the passenger seat. I learned a valuable lesson. Buy a phallus for your vehicle. No matter who is going through your stuff, cop or criminal; once they find a dildo, they don't want to look anymore.
johnnyzombie:
Point taken. Just like the old adage, "Never look through a woman's purse." Trust me, it isn't worth the trouble. I learned that lesson at age 8. Oh, and when your grandmother passes away, it's best if you leave the cleaning to your mom, your step-grandfather, and one of your aunts. Otherwise, you too may find a collection of dildos in a shoebox. True story. I swear it.
Apr 7, 2011
kerli:
ahahaha ^^^^

i think im gonna start carrying a dildo for protection biggrin
May 3, 2011

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