Monday Sep 08, 2003

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Does anyone here get off on blood? Really, really get off on it? In a sexual way? And have you acted on it? Not alone, but with someone? If so can you pin point where your love spawned? Can you articulate it?
I really want to know.
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tigerlily:
W.O.W. just read your dream from 9/6...so wonderful!!

awww...thanks for the love sweety....

hmmm...i feel pretty neutral about blood, wish i could answer your question! i can see that tho...it's BLOOD, your whole life and all animal life have it and it's the secret of existence and life and death and the universe all right. there. inside your body, ....seeing someone bleed, or bleeding on purpose is like a dangerous secret.....wow. i'm gonna think about that some more now....
kudra:
And my tummy hurts.

Sunday Sep 07, 2003

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I've been reading a book called "Big Mac" which tells of the grandious success of McDonalds and the thrilling life story of Ray Kroc's model American dream-come-true.
In "Hamburger Central" they put in a 'think tank' complete with floating hologram hamurger to meditate on.
Gross.
jagerfairy:
looks like I won't be there.

bah.

will let you know if it's back on.

gimmie a call eh.

what's this bout yer car???????????
amitabha:
Did i hear someone say "Floating Hologram Hamburger" ?!?!!!

Where is this fantasy land you speak of?! I must find it.

Now i really know my true life quest.

Saturday Sep 06, 2003

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I had the most fantabulous dream last night. I have been obsessed with Mr. Quintron and Miss Pussycat and Flossie and the Unicorns lately. I dreamt I wrote them a letter asking them to come visit me, and I thought it would be more appealing if I wrote it in crayon. I wrote every single letter in a different color so it would be cute...
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bleh:
i wouldn't say that i love them.. i find them interesting and entertaining... i was introduced to their stuff by a friend of mine who hung out with them... unfortunately i have yet to actually see them since they always do stuff here when i'm at work or otherwise out of town..


i'm always amused by the fact that the local characters here are internationally known..
papawheelie:
that was so excellent to read. yow. cool.

Friday Sep 05, 2003

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On my typically decadent drive home after a long week of work, tonight took a fucked up turn.
Picture me, driving along, coming up on the spot I witnessed some jackass at a stop sign bolt out in front of someone a few months ago, totalling both cars.
Hey look, there's a guy sitting at that very STOP sign. And there's me to the left,...
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mirkwoodmaiden:
i hate cars. probably some idiot trying to impress everyone around. good thing you're ok though.
bleh:
sorry to hear about your car.. this is getting creepy now.. i've had 3 friends here at home get their cars totalled in the last month and a half.... and your the second person i talk to online who's had it happen.. guess i better kick my paranoia up a few more notches while riding my bicycle...

on an amusing note,i'm glad to see someone else still calls people fuckwads.. every looks at me funny when i say it..

Thursday Sep 04, 2003

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HOW I WOULD KILL YOU

I'd like to fuck you slow & gentle
for about 3 hours
keep you from coming...
rock you half asleep
and half crazy.
Put your cock in my mouth
and when I feel you explode
and heat hits the back of my throat
and the taste is so good I suck and swallow
and clench my teeth
and castrate and...
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amitabha:
you're scaring me..

i'm just a big wussy.

*hides in corner*
razor13:
what an entertaining visual that conjurs...

Wednesday Sep 03, 2003

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TV makes me feel icky. I feel uncomfortable when I am in someone's house and the TV is on. (unless it's Seinfeld) I have only watched about 3 hours of TV in the last four years. I don't understand subjecting one's self to dumb ass shows and all the goddam advertising. Especially the advertising. When I hear a commercial, any commercial, it resonates like fingernails...
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fallen1carus:
what show were you offered to be a part of?

i agree. i haven't had a functional tv for a year and i didn't miss it one bit. now we've got free cable and out of morbid curiosity i have turned it on a few times. it's more force-fed advertising than it is actual programming. and the part that is the show is the most innane bullshit... who are the people giving these shows ratings? does someone actually like this crap? are they all fucking stupid?!
buddha:
well, i think we are all in agreement, tv=mindless garbage... but for living in a mansion and getting paid 10k......... i would, im such a whore.

Tuesday Sep 02, 2003

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I've been feeling summer time last minute desperation kick in. I think it was about 90 today, but the temperature is really starting to drop at night.
Soon I will have to wear tights with my little dresses.
Soon there is a good chance it will rain if I go camping.
Soon I will not be able to rollerskate outside. (rollerskating is just a seasonal...
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Monday Sep 01, 2003

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Here's to Jim Goad's "Shit Magnet" maybe getting made into a movie.
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If you haven't read Shit Magnet, you should order it now!
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razor13:
it always makes me cringe a lil' when i hear that...just because of the hollywood record to date with that type of writing...someone told me it takes about exactly half the time you were in the marriage to be ready for whatever again....i still have 2 yrs. left...of course people say a lot of wierd shit to you after a divorce...i guess they mean well, but i don't know...i have a terrible hangover right now and the sound of the keys is hurting my head....
sicily:
okay...i was just being cynical. i just hate it when movies fail to to books any justice.

good to know your collar bones are okaywink

does your cat eat the peel as well?

my armpits are slick and sweaty too...wanna smell?


Monday Sep 01, 2003

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Tonight I earned another gold metal in the "Morals" division of the "Sexual Tension Olympics".
How do I do it?
You just picture some girls' face all scrunched up and crying with puffy eyes, saying, "how could you DO this to me??!"
Then your mental erection dies. It's great. I'm a mutha fuckin' champ.
razor13:
that has payoff in good karma at some point, right??? i dislike being wrong and alone at 7 am.....
jaime:
yes you are.

Sunday Aug 31, 2003

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"Too much testosterone here."

--movie quote, I'll never tell which one
jivesucka52:
I need some testosterone.
tarbaby:
leave it to me to tell- point break biggrin
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