There's nothing worse than someone in a position of power who's bored.
I'm driving home from a long day riding the range and I see the Fluzz on my tail. Then I see the lights. At first I actually got over to get out of his way because surely he wasn't flashing me. I wasn't DOING ANYTHING. It seems this little piggy was rooting deep, becuase the next thing I know I have a fucking $94 ticket for not wearing my seatbelt PROPERLY. I had it on, just not PROPERLY. I was totally nice, had all my shit in order, and honestly didn't know I couldn't put the shoulder strap around the back of me since it rips into the tender flesh of my delicate neck.
I was totally cool.
He was not.
I'm driving home from a long day riding the range and I see the Fluzz on my tail. Then I see the lights. At first I actually got over to get out of his way because surely he wasn't flashing me. I wasn't DOING ANYTHING. It seems this little piggy was rooting deep, becuase the next thing I know I have a fucking $94 ticket for not wearing my seatbelt PROPERLY. I had it on, just not PROPERLY. I was totally nice, had all my shit in order, and honestly didn't know I couldn't put the shoulder strap around the back of me since it rips into the tender flesh of my delicate neck.
I was totally cool.
He was not.
amitabha:
you're such a rebel!
