Someone just rammed a huge, un-lubed dick up my ass when I wasn't looking.
This dick is in the form of a thirty second phone call that could have come up to 3 weeks ago, or a few brief words in person 2 weeks ago, and it's shaped like quite a few duckets NOW MISSING from my wallet.
Dip shit irresponsibility has left me FUCKED.
P.S. And oh yea, fuck twins.
P.P.S. You can have my BFFism for only fitty dollas. But I need the money up front.
P.P.P.S. Figures Watermelon Truckstock would choose now to shit under my dresser.
P.P.P.P.S. What led you here? I'm always surprised to see people I have never talked to all of a sudden post here, and strange/creepy to wind up on someone's "buddy list". Just curious.
This dick is in the form of a thirty second phone call that could have come up to 3 weeks ago, or a few brief words in person 2 weeks ago, and it's shaped like quite a few duckets NOW MISSING from my wallet.
Dip shit irresponsibility has left me FUCKED.
P.S. And oh yea, fuck twins.
P.P.S. You can have my BFFism for only fitty dollas. But I need the money up front.
P.P.P.S. Figures Watermelon Truckstock would choose now to shit under my dresser.
P.P.P.P.S. What led you here? I'm always surprised to see people I have never talked to all of a sudden post here, and strange/creepy to wind up on someone's "buddy list". Just curious.
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you want I should break somebodys legs????????
(in best gangster voice...)
for you , I would do this thing........................
anywayzzzz , sorry about the ramming ,
gimmie a call if ya wants and I'll sing happy songs to you
to cheer you up..................................
hehehehe