I don't like it but I guess things happen that way.
Scientists identify 'funniest gag in the world'
The world's funniest joke has been unveiled by scientists at the end of the largest study of humour ever undertaken.
It is: A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, "don't worry, it'll be ok. Everything's going to be just fine. Here, put...
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The world's funniest joke has been unveiled by scientists at the end of the largest study of humour ever undertaken.
It is: A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, "don't worry, it'll be ok. Everything's going to be just fine. Here, put...
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What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
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kuatolives:
3.02 If I email a SuicideGirl will she write me back?
It depends on what you write. These are real girls and are not paid to respond to you or to lead you on. Most of the girls genuinely enjoy receiving email and will reply to you if you say something interesting to them. A bad opening line: You have a great ass, wanna screw? A better opening line: I though the photos of you were very beautiful. In your profile you said your favorite movie was Zero Effect, did you know that the guy who wrote it and directed it was only 21?
It depends on what you write. These are real girls and are not paid to respond to you or to lead you on. Most of the girls genuinely enjoy receiving email and will reply to you if you say something interesting to them. A bad opening line: You have a great ass, wanna screw? A better opening line: I though the photos of you were very beautiful. In your profile you said your favorite movie was Zero Effect, did you know that the guy who wrote it and directed it was only 21?
mallory:
i didnt get the joke because i didnt catch the reference... now that i got it, you should come up with something else a little more original than cutting and pasting something sarcastically.. and only then... shall i become your friend
I finally paid for my TICKET today, to visit Melina on the outer colonies. I'm so excited... I'm going to see her again! Yippeee! 
cambria:
hahah i dont know what youre talking about? im confused. lol
cambria:
whos 10cc???
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kuatolives:
HEY! I'm not making fun of you! Please don't go. You're my only friend. To prove it I'll delete my other friends. All three of them. Now will you stay?
jillamin:
hahahaha!!!!! of course i'll still be your friend...i'm a big sucker....god damn it....one more time...and it's OVER....haha...jk....are you just a sarcastic bastard or what?
I slept with the three titted girl [Mary] again last night. She says she loves me. But she knows how I feel about Melina. I don't know who to turn to for advice. I've spoken to Thumbelina about it, but it's so hard to keep a straight face when I talk to her. I wish I had some more friends. I'm lonely. Ren claims to...
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kuatolives:
No, please don't stop. I'm glad you read my journal. at least someone gives a damn about my miserable, yet heroic existence.
kuatolives:
...but what is this "loose cannon" you speak of?
I'm beginning to suspect that Hauser might still be working for Cohaagen. I tried to tell Melina, but she knows how I feel about her and she thinks I'm just jealous or paranoid or something. I've been listening to a lot of Radiohead lately. I feel like such an idiot. Every time I look at Hauser and then see my own reflection, I know that...
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I'm in love with Melina. It's so hard for me, having to keep it a secret. Seeing her with Hauser. They're happy together, and I suppose I should be happy for them, but I just fucking HATE him. My heart's breaking and all she cares about is the cause and free air and Kuato and Hauser. I just don't know what to do anymore.
jillamin:
thanks for the friend request!! Broken hearts are a bitch...is melinda a SG girl?
kuatolives:
It's Melina. Not Melinda. She's not an SG girl. She's a rebel.