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HB: You don't hate me do youuuuuuu?
Me: (smiling) No I'm not mad but I'm putting you on time out
HB: ???? Time out?
Me: Yup, no attention from me until you realize what you've done wrong
HB: (Hanging and clinging onto me) I'm sooooo sorry!! I was fighting with my cousin and blah blah blah and blah blah...
Me: I don't care I don't like what you did so I'm putting you on time out for a week no ands, ifs, or buts about it.
HB: .....Are you serious???
Me: Do you think I am??? (I turn around and start walking away)
HB: (Grabs my arm giggling) Hey you can't do that to me!
Me: No no no youre not getting any more attention from me until next week (Get close to her ear seductively) So you better behave yourselfGrab her arm and walk away.

''That's it, GO TO YOUR ROOM! ''
Right after you just say when she opens her mouth
: ''Be polite!''


AMOGED by forgetting someones name


4 - Lets meet next weekend.
"It would be great to meet this weekend"
"How much fun would we have if we met this Thursday?"
Ask for what you want. "Let's meet Thursday." If she says no, she will have respect for you.
me: "Hey, I hear there's a great show going on friday night at [insert something].. wanna come along?"


"hey you got something on your shoe. let me take it off" i would pretend that im going to take it off but instead i would just untie their shoelaces. almost 90% of the time they would call me a jerk and start chasing me.


What I like to do is lick two fingers (index and middle) and stick them
in, with my palm facing up and I am between her legs. Rub her g-spot in
up-down and circular motion, watching her face and listening to her
breathing for reactions. Keep stroking. Don't separate your fingers,
keep them together at all times. Swing side to side until you find the
angle that feels best to her. When you feel her pussy getting tighter,
wetter and she is getting there, then catch her clit with your lips,
squeeze hard then push your lips again her pelvic bone and rub it HARD
with your lips while still licking the clit with your tongue and using
your hand to move in and out and around at phenomenal speeds.



I have my own sales training company and here is a sales technique that works magic on the boyfriend line.

I ask them if they are married, in a relationship, or have a boyfriend.

When they say "Yes" then I ask them...

How long have you been in the relationship?

This describes "USAGE" and it is very important to know.
The longer the time in the relationship the better chance I have of getting laid.

Then I ask or say... tell me, What are the three best things that you like about your boyfriend or husband?

This covers the area of "SATISFACTION."

This describes what they really look for and like in a guy.

They will say things like he is funny, caring and smart..., etc.

Next I ask them...

If you could improve or change three things about your relationship what would it be?

or

How exactly does your current boyfriend fail to meet your needs?

This covers the area of "DISSATISFACTION."

They will say that he ignores me, doesn't listen to me, and is sloppy or some crap like that.

Next, I ask them...

How does this affect you?

or

If you continue down this path do you think things will improve? Then they get a worried look on their face.

The above questions deal with the negative "CONSEQUENCES" of being in the current relationship and this sets me up for the opportunity to get some pussy.

At this point I say...

Let me tell you about myself...

I am caring, funny and smart. I dress well and pick up after myself. I love listening to you and I can't help but, notice and appreciate the color of your pretty blue eyes.

I really would love to get to know you better.
When are you free so we get together again?

Then I get their phone number, e-mail or contact information
and then I tell them how much fun they are going to have with me. I build up positive self-expectancy so they won't chicken out when it comes time to letting me screw them when we get together.

Good Luck Guys and remember...

LUCK is Labor Under Correct Knowledge

Be good or Be good at it.




I might ask her a question like does your boyfriend fill a role or does he fill your needs?




Hi, I like your profile!

I hope a simple introduction would help get the ball rolling: My name is
Brett. I've lived/travelled in Florida most my life. I've dated but I'm not a big fan of the bar scene.
I'd like to meet somebody who enjoys life and is real.


>me: "I know what you mean. I'm worried if we have sex I won't hear
from you again.

>her: "...huh? Why would you think that??"

>me: "it's happened to me before...with other girls...listen, if we
do...do you promise you'll still call me the next day?"