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Hello doods and doodettes! I really need to blog more. It used to be a great outlet for me. But what can I say?...
Life has been crazy. I've been busy. Last week was probably the busiest week I've had in years. All work and no play make Brett a boring boy.
And my boss has been up my ass lately. Ugh! Sometimes I wish...
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Life has been crazy. I've been busy. Last week was probably the busiest week I've had in years. All work and no play make Brett a boring boy.
And my boss has been up my ass lately. Ugh! Sometimes I wish...
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royal:
Momma's boy = panty dropper.
So frickin' sweet.
So frickin' sweet.
el_scootro:
what is it they say "men who love their mothers love their girlfriends/wives/etc. my twin is obsessed with old VW rabbit trucks, like OBSESSED. he's a different kinda guy though. paying something off is awesome, its officially yours. looking out for your moms is nothing to be ashamed of, im the same way. my mom is kinda out there but she's awesome. Both of my brothers are a lot like my dad.....not me. i like car number two. have you been exposed to instant netflix?
is attraction a choice? discuss.
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xxjcblackheartxx:
some days i wish it was
monroe:
Ahem. Is your profile picture of who I think it is?
This week should be fun!
Unhappy with the lack of play I've been getting lately, I basically set up 5 dates with 5 different girls. 2 are strippers, 2 are waitresses and 1 is a friend of a friend (she's a sure thing). If one can't make it, I've got other plans! Ha. I haven't done this in a while. Could crash an burn all...
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Unhappy with the lack of play I've been getting lately, I basically set up 5 dates with 5 different girls. 2 are strippers, 2 are waitresses and 1 is a friend of a friend (she's a sure thing). If one can't make it, I've got other plans! Ha. I haven't done this in a while. Could crash an burn all...
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rambo:
Hahaha that is awesome! Very flattered 
So.. what ever happened with your 5 dates?!
So.. what ever happened with your 5 dates?!
asbury:
Thank you so much for the comments on my set! 
Yesterday I stop at the traffic light to tell this girl her rear tire is flat. She says, "Oh, ok." Then she continues to drive...passing 2 gas stations with air pumps. 
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monroe:
Got the stuffz! Thanks, U da best
rambo:
That girl is an idiot.
And the prints juuust got here from the print company today. So I am signing them and rubbing my boobs all over them and they will be on their way by tomorrow!
And the prints juuust got here from the print company today. So I am signing them and rubbing my boobs all over them and they will be on their way by tomorrow!
if I could friend request myself I would. 
heartbaker:
Haha Nice
Life has been really great.
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atlea:
I'm happy your life is going well. Thanks for the comment, and send some of that awesome life luck this way!
Fuuuuuuuuckk yeah!! This month, I have $942 remaining to own my car outright. After my last payment, I'm going to get a massage and maybe hit up the local strip club. Woot!
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monroe:
Haaaahaha I've always been a total fag magnet!
gaylordy:
ummmmm
A text I got the other night:
I have to say I can't recall when I have ever been turned down before. I mean its been a long time but still!!!
This is after seeing her the past 3 out of 5 nights. Geez!
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monroe:
I write them strictly for that purpose. Not because I'm really emo or anything....
monroe:
Haha yeah that picture is as old as the hills but I figured I should throw a more traditionally pin-up looking one in there
Panties= excellent choice.