Last night some lady ate a cup of ALFREDO SAUCE! The cook totally did it on accident, had 1 cup of soup and 1 cup of alfredo in the microwave; they do look very similiar. She ate it and didn't say a thing. OMG that's gotta be like 10,000 calories!
I'm probably going to backtrack a little. Several things happened over the past few days...
Okay, so according to my Dad's ex-girlfriend I am GAY. I never bothered asking my sister what made her come to that conclusion.
I wound up sleeping during most of the trip.
The birthday party went well for the most part. I drank my rum & coke out of a pint cup. yum nice getting wasted and not having to travel back home.
I have some disappointing news. The recent trip has set me back in terms of expenses. I will repost the debt tracker.
Most of the money was spent just to get out there in one piece in my car!
New tires: $550
Car serviced: $200
Alcohol & beer & bartender: $450
Gas: $150
To be continued...
I'm probably going to backtrack a little. Several things happened over the past few days...
Okay, so according to my Dad's ex-girlfriend I am GAY. I never bothered asking my sister what made her come to that conclusion.
I wound up sleeping during most of the trip.
The birthday party went well for the most part. I drank my rum & coke out of a pint cup. yum nice getting wasted and not having to travel back home.
I have some disappointing news. The recent trip has set me back in terms of expenses. I will repost the debt tracker.
Most of the money was spent just to get out there in one piece in my car! New tires: $550
Car serviced: $200
Alcohol & beer & bartender: $450
Gas: $150
To be continued...
But the words "Alfredo Sauce" will attract me like crows to shiny things or Keith Richards to opiates. So yours I read.
Great story. Are you sure she didn't KNOW it was Alfredo sauce and decide to eat it anyway? I might have done just that
Looks like I won't get to come back as a cyberghost to post my final words in that Dying Words Thread just yet.
It would seem I'll be okay if I do what I'm supposed to. I'll likely be posting an entry in my journal when I feel more up to it, but for now, I'm copying and pasting, then maybe personalizing, the following:
Potassium has always passed through me leaving me at times dangerously hypokalemic (with low serum potassium levels) and I've always had to make sure I have extra potassium in my diet and have always been able to tell when it's dropping too much (I feel like I'm about to pass out and then my vision goes grey and I collapse. Something (we don't know what yet) caused a sudden swing in the opposite direction and the high potassium level caused a severe strain on my normally very healthy and strong heart.
I have a lot of orders to follow and will have to take potassium (K+) levels every day until I'm stable and do a cardiac stress test next week.
It's weird, though - I'm normally the one trying to convince my patients that too much potassium will kill them. So I'm well familiar with what I have to do. Now we have to figure out how this happened in order to prevent it from happening again. I'd ridden 15 miles on my bicycle that day, but that's not uncommon for me.
Thanks for asking!
So, apparently you came out to your Dad's ex before you came out to yourself? Probably just 'cause you don't taik all tough and assholish, she made the assumption people often do to guys that aren't jerks. Happens to lots of straight nice guys.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.