Eww...the end of a 76 hr week. Finally! I've worked so much I've been bringing personal things like mail to look at work when I get the chance. I resolved the shoe issue after new insoles and thinner socks. I love my other socks but they are too thick. I'm like a major bitch if my feet hurt. I feel good.
I dread going to the DMV; I hate 2 hours lines. Fuck me...
I'm using this ticker to keep track of my progress with my CC; It's really helped me think twice about purchasing something I really don't need. I post it on a forum I frequent and so others can see how I'm doing. I've been saving aggressively. Hopefully I can pay it all... Read More
Wow, wish I'd had that ticket 15 years ago when I started racking up all my debt.
So . . . I need help! Fast! And this next part is shamelessly copied and pasted from another journal for lack of time:I need your help! Since people rarely read (or at least comment in) my journal anymore, I have to slut around other people's journals for help. Of course, since he My SG page format change, I read my friends' journals less than I used to, but i see everyone else gets comments.
*stops to crawl under rock and eat worms*
Any way, I'm going to (well, I'm probably going to - they said I can and they'll pay me 100 bucks to open for their headliner they won't name, 'cause apparently they're better-known than me - which is pretty easy to be, but I think it's probably someone along the lines of the surving members of Molly Hatchet or something like that) play a Theme Time Music Show tomorrow night with the obvous 4th of July Theme.
Anyway, I need ideas for a set of US or Freedom-type songs. check my journal for what I already am planning to do. I generallly play anything from the Baroque period up to the present, from any genre. A slogan I used to toss out at an old band's shows upon rceiving requests or being asked what kinds of songs we did was: "We Suck Equally At All Kinds Of Music." We even printed shirts. Sold two. Gave away about 30.
Bummer. In Marion County you'd BEST always have valid current papers. They like to take you to jail instead of confiscating licenses.
Glad you had fun at the beach, though.
The huge cybertorrent of emails should do your boss good.
Anyway, it seems you like Clapton, so I thought you might like this 1975 show. Carlos Santana joins him for a 19+ minute jam, and he's really at the top of his game - he'd kicked the heroin and hadn't yet dived headfirst into a bottle. It's from the Springfield, Massachusetts Civic Centre June 24, 1975 on the 461 Ocean Boulevard tour, and it's a very good quality audience recording. The .zip file contains the .mp3s (which are tagged wih song titles and info for iTunes), as well as cover art and a text file with description.' It's a 200mb download with 2.3 hours of music, so it fits nicely on 2 CDs.
If you like Clapton, this is my favourite of all the complete live Clapton shows I have (I have a 50 minute or so soundboard of part of show from the Slowhand tour that is phenomenal).
Still on snail-up dial-up, so YouTube takes forever to load, but CK is always bringing topnotch stuff to to the surface for us, and yours was quite worth the half hour load time.
Have you heard the "nose-bleed section guy" one? I heard that on the radio one morning, and it totally made my day. "Look you can see your house... and Japan." "I can see Okinawa!!!"
My mom and grandma are going to take me out for dinner for my birthday...even though it was roughly a week ago. Last week was crazy, and I don't think I could've slowed down for that. Plus, weeknights are so much better to eat out on anyway.
I've been study, study, study lately. It's been in the personal enhancement category.
Happy birthday! How was dinner? And the company? Hope you enjoyed it. I'm in between sets at the first of a new biweekly gig I got doing in Dunnellon I'm calling my "Theme Time Music Show." Tonight's theme is "Drinking." It's especially fun, 'cause the setlist is sort of encouraging everyone else to drink - quite sudcessfully, i might add, to the owner's great joy - but I'm drinking coffee, not liquor. This is tons of fun! And I get 60 bucks for it! To start. If it flies, I'll get more in the future!
HB: You don't hate me do youuuuuuu?
Me: (smiling) No I'm not mad but I'm putting you on time out
HB: ???? Time out?
Me: Yup, no attention from me until you realize what you've done wrong
HB: (Hanging and clinging onto me) I'm sooooo sorry!! I was fighting with my cousin and blah blah blah and blah blah...
Me: I don't care I don't like what you did so I'm putting you on time out for a week no ands, ifs, or buts about it.
HB: .....Are you serious???
Me: Do you think I am??? (I turn around and start walking away)
HB: (Grabs my arm giggling) Hey you can't do that to me!
Me: No no no youre not getting any more attention from me until next week (Get close to her ear seductively) So you better behave yourselfGrab her arm and walk away.
''That's it, GO TO YOUR ROOM! ''
Right after you just say when she opens her mouth
: ''Be polite!''
AMOGED by forgetting someones name
4 - Lets meet next weekend.
"It would be great to meet this weekend"
"How much fun would we have if we met this Thursday?"
Ask for what you want. "Let's meet Thursday." If she says no, she will have respect for you.
me: "Hey, I hear there's a great show going on friday night at [insert something].. wanna come along?"
"hey you got something on your shoe. let me take it off" i would pretend that im going to take it off but instead i would just untie their shoelaces. almost 90% of the time they would call me a jerk and start chasing me.
What I like to do is lick two fingers (index and middle) and stick them
in, with my palm facing up and I am between her legs. Rub her g-spot in
up-down and circular motion, watching her face and listening to her
breathing for reactions. Keep stroking. Don't separate your fingers,
keep them together at all times. Swing side to side until you find the
angle that feels best to her. When you feel her pussy getting tighter,
wetter and she is getting there, then catch her clit with your lips,
squeeze hard then push your lips again her pelvic bone and rub it HARD
with your lips while still licking the clit with your tongue and using
your hand to move in and out and around at phenomenal speeds.
I have my own sales training company and here is a sales technique that works magic on the boyfriend line.
I ask them if they are married, in a relationship, or have a boyfriend.
When they say "Yes" then I ask them...
How long have you been in the relationship?
This describes "USAGE" and it is very important to know.
The longer the time in the relationship the better chance I have of getting laid.
Then I ask or say... tell me, What are the three best things that you like about your boyfriend or husband?
This covers the area of "SATISFACTION."
This describes what they really look for and like in a guy.
They will say things like he is funny, caring and smart..., etc.
Next I ask them...
If you could improve or change three things about your relationship what would it be?
or
How exactly does your current boyfriend fail to meet your needs?
This covers the area of "DISSATISFACTION."
They will say that he ignores me, doesn't listen to me, and is sloppy or some crap like that.
Next, I ask them...
How does this affect you?
or
If you continue down this path do you think things will improve? Then they get a worried look on their face.
The above questions deal with the negative "CONSEQUENCES" of being in the current relationship and this sets me up for the opportunity to get some pussy.
At this point I say...
Let me tell you about myself...
I am caring, funny and smart. I dress well and pick up after myself. I love listening to you and I can't help but, notice and appreciate the color of your pretty blue eyes.
I really would love to get to know you better.
When are you free so we get together again?
Then I get their phone number, e-mail or contact information
and then I tell them how much fun they are going to have with me. I build up positive self-expectancy so they won't chicken out when it comes time to letting me screw them when we get together.
Good Luck Guys and remember...
LUCK is Labor Under Correct Knowledge
Be good or Be good at it.
I might ask her a question like does your boyfriend fill a role or does he fill your needs?
Hi, I like your profile!
I hope a simple introduction would help get the ball rolling: My name is
Brett. I've lived/travelled in Florida most my life. I've dated but I'm not a big fan of the bar scene.
I'd like to meet somebody who enjoys life and is real.
>me: "I know what you mean. I'm worried if we have sex I won't hear
from you again.
>her: "...huh? Why would you think that??"
>me: "it's happened to me before...with other girls...listen, if we
do...do you promise you'll still call me the next day?"
Thank-you for commenting on my set.