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kristi

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Wednesday May 14, 2003

May 14, 2003
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Ok, so here is something I heard tonight that I think everyone will enjoy...or at least laugh at! hehe

*Whats the difference between a whore and a bitch?*

*A whore sleeps with everyone, and a bitch sleeps with everyone but you!*

Hahahhaha...ok...I thought it was funny! I hope I didnt offend anyone...but it made me laugh today...

I found a pair of capris and a pair of jeans and the cutest dress ever!! and I bought them, even though I dont have money! haha I will haveto take a pic with the dress on soon, cuz its soooo awesome! its black with pink ruffle on the top trim..and pink cherries at the bottom! smile

So someone told me that SG was on the playboy channel...is that true? I need to get that channel asap!!! haha love
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suicidesmitty:
OK, so as long as you are throwing jokes out...

What is a Yankee?
>The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

Why is divorce so expensive?
>Because it's worth it.

Why is air a lot like sex?
>Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
>Breasts don't have eyes.

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
>Through his chest with a sharp knife.


-kisses.
May 16, 2003
blackjackdrac:
My father told me that as a young kid,and I'll never forget it.
May 16, 2003

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