krista

"I am as pure as the driven slush."
- Tallulah Bankhead

Had a great time on our weekend roadtrip to weernt's SGCC party. She was a lovely hostess and clara was as equally lovely as a tour guide.

Hi Stiles!

Ok, reviving an old injury photo as I prepare a couple new ones. Describe how I got this bruise on my ass. Amuse me and...
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
After four I'm under my host!"

-Dorothy Parker

Ok, I can't handle any more sex toy pics. Next week, we will have a contest describing how I got my various wounds. Awards for creativity and the like. I rarely know how I get them, so your answer is...
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Dorothy Parker - Interview

The ladies men admire, I've heard,
Would shudder at a wicked word.
Their candle gives a single light;
They'd rather stay at home at night.
They do not keep awake till three,
Nor read erotic poetry.
They never sanction the impure,
Nor recognize an overture.
They shrink from powders and from paints.
So far, I have had no complaints.


Ok, I've...
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"The body is an instrument which only gives off music when it is used as a body. Always an orchestra, and just as music traverses walls, so sensuality traverses the body and reaches up to ecstasy."

--Anais Nin

My very first vibe...aw. So cute and pink and non-threatening. Yes, it's pretty old, but nostalgia prevents me from throwing it away. That and I used it....again...nevermind....
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"I have the right to love many people at once and to change my prince often."

--Anais Nin

Vibrator Description:
Drawing on silent technology for a quiet motor and a tapered shape for versatility and comfort, the 7.5" Magnifique massager is designed to fit a woman's natural curves -- inside and out.

I like my descriptions better, but I am so tired today. It's nearly...
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"Illusion is the first of all pleasures."

--Oscar Wilde

Okay, the rubber ducky vibrates. Not too much...but enough if I'm really horny. He was cute though, and I like cute. A lot. And he does float and it's endearing. I'd like to call him something other than ducky. Be creative, please.

"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it."

--Mae West

Ok, I swear Romeo the ferret is NOT a sex toy, but I need to take a break to figure out the proper names for my vibrators. It's a lot to keep track of. Contest shall resume tomorrow.

Romeo is very cute though, particularly when he is licking the gin off my lips. Maybe...
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"I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action."

--Mae West

Okay, I'm a woman of many words and many actions...but I still like the quote.

This vibrator *technically* has a name, but the game is still fun. This time you have to guess what I named it.

It's waterproof and the tip gets realllly warm.

"Any time you got nothing to do--and lots of time to do it--come on up."

--Mae West

Ok, this is a dildo I purchased, because it was cute and I didn't want it too big for...nevermind. Use your imagination. It's a "practice" type item. I think it's 5 1/2 inches long or so.

Name it.

"The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity."

--more Dorothy Parker

All right, kiddies, let the games begin. This is one of those cheap vibrators that is noisy as hell. I have to turn the music up really loud, so the noise isn't too distracting. It does take 2 "C" batteries, so it packs a bit of a punch.

Who wants...
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