Exert from personal narrative written in 1999:
Here I sit feeling old. You know you are getting older when you have to change the font on the computer so you can read what you have just typed. I am in the grocery store waiting in line when my eye is drawn to this magazine cover. There is a woman looking pretty upset in a hospital gown. In large letters above her head is printed HOMO hell, I think, no shit some ugly broad in a hospital gown that would be hell if I were gay. Then I realize it says HMO hell and I feel really stupid. I have to laugh out loud which draws the attention and causes those around me to look at the rack. Except to the eyes that can see, there is nothing funny there!
I notice on the Marie Claire magazine this month there is an article in titled Orgasm Secrets You Are Entitled To Know and I get tickled again thinking, if you dont know you have just had an orgasm, never mind!
I need to get out more!
Cheers
KRISS
Here I sit feeling old. You know you are getting older when you have to change the font on the computer so you can read what you have just typed. I am in the grocery store waiting in line when my eye is drawn to this magazine cover. There is a woman looking pretty upset in a hospital gown. In large letters above her head is printed HOMO hell, I think, no shit some ugly broad in a hospital gown that would be hell if I were gay. Then I realize it says HMO hell and I feel really stupid. I have to laugh out loud which draws the attention and causes those around me to look at the rack. Except to the eyes that can see, there is nothing funny there!
I notice on the Marie Claire magazine this month there is an article in titled Orgasm Secrets You Are Entitled To Know and I get tickled again thinking, if you dont know you have just had an orgasm, never mind!
I need to get out more!
Cheers
KRISS
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had fun too.
and btw, those were some nice pants.