Welly welly welly........
I am going to the Girlz Garage Tour when it hits Boston on Monday. Yay! I'm only going cuz Lennon (yes, the SG) is playing there. It's been a while since I've seen her. I hope I'll get to meet her again after her set. She's a real sweetheart and very genrous with the time she spends with fans. I'm also bringing my friend Christen whom I am converting into a Lennon fan and also a future SG member. Sadly, her comp's OS isn't compatible with the site
. Hopefully she'll get it updated get to join. She'd love this site.
OMG! Lennon's new set!
In lovely COLOR!
So far no news from Newbury Comics . Currently I'm working at a Filenes in Brockton in the stockroom. The other day I got some good news/bad news. The good news is that I'll only be doing the garbage duty on nights when Jimmy isn't working. The bad news is this means I'll have to go around to each register making sure they have enough bags. The problem I have with that is the store has a WIDE variety of bags and boxes, not all of which are well stocked in the stockroom. I'd NEVER thought I'd say this, but I'm kinda bummed I'll have to do that instead of garbage duty; cuz this bag buisness is really complicated with the WIDE variety of bags and the LOW supply of them. Garbage duty may have been really nasty but at least it was fucking simple! Not only that, but if all the registers are already well stocked, and there are no cardboard boxes to be crushed and prepared for recycling, I have NOTHING ELSE TO DO, and lo and behold I end up with an hour and a half of scrounging around for something to keep me busy.
Oh, and the real kicker is that the managers who always seem to have something for me and the other guys to do right before the other guys get to go home and I get to go on my hour break, suddenly have nothing for me to do! WTF? Not even the ever expeditious Ms. Mendoza, to whom, even the slightest little thing that could easily wait until tomorrow, to her is a major fucking priority! As much as she can be a pain in the ass.......dude, I'd so fuck her. What a hot ass MILF! I'm not the only one who works there who feels that way
Question for you all: have you ever known someone who is/was a major pain in the ass, yet hot enough for you to fuck them? And no, famous people don't count.
One last note: a thought occurred to me at work one day while doing garbage duty. I overheard an uppity customer giving shit to a cashier. So I said to myself: "Sure, I may deal with garbage, and it is nasty, messy, and makes me feel really icky and in great need of a shower.....HOWEVER, I can work by dealing with FILTH in one of TWO forms: the one inside the garbage can or the kind that stands on two feet." Frankly, I don't think I can deal with the public anymore, at least in clothing retail. Any other kind would be fine, but no more clothing retail.
No more shopaholics who are under the pathetic delusion that you can barter and haggle over prices. You know what, while I'm at it I really have to say something.
ATTENTION ALL SELF-PROCLAIMED SHOPAHOLICS: this is AMERICA, the prices are as MARKED, you CAN'T barter and haggle over prices here! It can't fucking happen! You wanna haggle and barter? Fine, get your fucking ass in a fucking plane and fly over to Europe to a country like Greece for example. When you go shopping in the streets of Greece, they WILL barter and haggle with you over the price of something, they LIVE for that shit! They will gladly argue with you for a long time over a price! As a matter of fact, if you DON"T barter, haggle, and argue with them, it pisses them off cuz then you'd be fucking with their livelihood! All ye shopaholics get yer fuckin' asses overseas and have the time of your life! EVEN BETTER, shop and haggle in a third world country! That way, you could get your shopaholic rocks off and also do your bit to help their economy! WOW! What a thought! Sating your consumerist hunger AND causing altruistic side effects!
You know what? Fuck my job at Filenes! I should become a pimp! Not just any pimp, but a one that deals out consumer whores! You heard me, A CONSUMER WHORE PIMP! I'd pile my ho's up on my own private jet and fly em off to some third world country, drive them out to the market place, smack them on their huge soccer mom asses and yell "WORK DEM ASSES BITCHES!" And boom: they get to shop AND I save the world. Now, how would I get a profit off of this? I have NO FUCKING IDEA! As all the pimps say "The game is to be sold, not to be told". I maybe a broke pimp, but I'd be the first one ever to get a fuckin' Nobel Peace Prize for turning third world countries into high-rolling players in the international economy! Eat your heart out Supafly!
So.......yeah, getting back to the earlier question: have you ever met a pain in the ass whom you'd still fuck?
I am going to the Girlz Garage Tour when it hits Boston on Monday. Yay! I'm only going cuz Lennon (yes, the SG) is playing there. It's been a while since I've seen her. I hope I'll get to meet her again after her set. She's a real sweetheart and very genrous with the time she spends with fans. I'm also bringing my friend Christen whom I am converting into a Lennon fan and also a future SG member. Sadly, her comp's OS isn't compatible with the site
. Hopefully she'll get it updated get to join. She'd love this site.
OMG! Lennon's new set!
In lovely COLOR!
So far no news from Newbury Comics
. Currently I'm working at a Filenes in Brockton in the stockroom. The other day I got some good news/bad news. The good news is that I'll only be doing the garbage duty on nights when Jimmy isn't working. The bad news is this means I'll have to go around to each register making sure they have enough bags. The problem I have with that is the store has a WIDE variety of bags and boxes, not all of which are well stocked in the stockroom. I'd NEVER thought I'd say this, but I'm kinda bummed I'll have to do that instead of garbage duty; cuz this bag buisness is really complicated with the WIDE variety of bags and the LOW supply of them. Garbage duty may have been really nasty but at least it was fucking simple! Not only that, but if all the registers are already well stocked, and there are no cardboard boxes to be crushed and prepared for recycling, I have NOTHING ELSE TO DO, and lo and behold I end up with an hour and a half of scrounging around for something to keep me busy.
Oh, and the real kicker is that the managers who always seem to have something for me and the other guys to do right before the other guys get to go home and I get to go on my hour break, suddenly have nothing for me to do! WTF? Not even the ever expeditious Ms. Mendoza, to whom, even the slightest little thing that could easily wait until tomorrow, to her is a major fucking priority! As much as she can be a pain in the ass.......dude, I'd so fuck her. What a hot ass MILF! I'm not the only one who works there who feels that way
Question for you all: have you ever known someone who is/was a major pain in the ass, yet hot enough for you to fuck them? And no, famous people don't count.
One last note: a thought occurred to me at work one day while doing garbage duty. I overheard an uppity customer giving shit to a cashier. So I said to myself: "Sure, I may deal with garbage, and it is nasty, messy, and makes me feel really icky and in great need of a shower.....HOWEVER, I can work by dealing with FILTH in one of TWO forms: the one inside the garbage can or the kind that stands on two feet." Frankly, I don't think I can deal with the public anymore, at least in clothing retail. Any other kind would be fine, but no more clothing retail.
No more shopaholics who are under the pathetic delusion that you can barter and haggle over prices. You know what, while I'm at it I really have to say something.
ATTENTION ALL SELF-PROCLAIMED SHOPAHOLICS: this is AMERICA, the prices are as MARKED, you CAN'T barter and haggle over prices here! It can't fucking happen! You wanna haggle and barter? Fine, get your fucking ass in a fucking plane and fly over to Europe to a country like Greece for example. When you go shopping in the streets of Greece, they WILL barter and haggle with you over the price of something, they LIVE for that shit! They will gladly argue with you for a long time over a price! As a matter of fact, if you DON"T barter, haggle, and argue with them, it pisses them off cuz then you'd be fucking with their livelihood! All ye shopaholics get yer fuckin' asses overseas and have the time of your life! EVEN BETTER, shop and haggle in a third world country! That way, you could get your shopaholic rocks off and also do your bit to help their economy! WOW! What a thought! Sating your consumerist hunger AND causing altruistic side effects!
You know what? Fuck my job at Filenes! I should become a pimp! Not just any pimp, but a one that deals out consumer whores! You heard me, A CONSUMER WHORE PIMP! I'd pile my ho's up on my own private jet and fly em off to some third world country, drive them out to the market place, smack them on their huge soccer mom asses and yell "WORK DEM ASSES BITCHES!" And boom: they get to shop AND I save the world. Now, how would I get a profit off of this? I have NO FUCKING IDEA! As all the pimps say "The game is to be sold, not to be told". I maybe a broke pimp, but I'd be the first one ever to get a fuckin' Nobel Peace Prize for turning third world countries into high-rolling players in the international economy! Eat your heart out Supafly!
So.......yeah, getting back to the earlier question: have you ever met a pain in the ass whom you'd still fuck?
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Congrats on getting to see Lennon again!
Yeah, there was a guy I had a thing for... for like a year, I think... but he kept pulling stupid crap like he was in middle school or something. Like calling me a couple hours after he was supposed to meet up with me, and saying he wouldn't make it because he'd been in a car accident, and was in the hospital (it's sad when you don't believe a reason like that... but he did it multiple times), and calling into work (we worked together) because his dog had been hit by a car.
The worst part is that he'd forget what he'd lied about to get out of things, and go back on them later. He'd bring his puppy into the store on his days off, who had NOT had a leg amputated, and drive the car he'd supposedly totaled three times. Sigh. I always felt bad for not believing him. But, DAMN! He was sexy!
I finally had the chance to date him this past summer, if I'd wanted to, and after hanging out with him once, I decided it wasn't worth my time. But, DAMN! He was sexy... but he kissed like a fish.
[Edited on Oct 19, 2003 7:31AM]
Oh yea, nice "Clockwork Orange" reference