ok you know what really sucks? being in an upscale really nice french restaurant, having to fart soo fucking bad, and holding it in for two hours. i swear to god if i had to hold it any longer i was gonna spontaneously combust. i mean when i was younger i would go camping and i didn't want to shit in the woods because it...
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OMG so i'm actually updating within a week of my last entry. Aren't you all proud of me?!?!
GOOD NEWS FINALLY! We found a place to live finally. So June 5th i'll be moving into my new place in sunny San Diego. Well not that it isn't sunny here. But the beach is like 10 minutes away so that kicks ass. I'm so happy. It's...
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GOOD NEWS FINALLY! We found a place to live finally. So June 5th i'll be moving into my new place in sunny San Diego. Well not that it isn't sunny here. But the beach is like 10 minutes away so that kicks ass. I'm so happy. It's...
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thatmikeguy:
holy shit man... nice fucking profile pic.... heheheh.
parisambrosia:
YaYas.....you found a place...yippy...I bet you have a lot of stress that has been lifted. SD is a fun place....hella hot peoples everywhere! 
Have fun at the wedding.....get drunk and eat lots of food!
Have fun at the wedding.....get drunk and eat lots of food! Okay so it's time i update my journal again. Man i'm totaly fuckin slackin here. Not much new to say. Life is still dull and boring and empty. High five for life. wohoo.
I have the house to myself today. I think i'm gonna make sure all the windows are closed and walk around naked all day. I haven't really had a chance to do...
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I have the house to myself today. I think i'm gonna make sure all the windows are closed and walk around naked all day. I haven't really had a chance to do...
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tigress:
slacker!!!!!!!! 
I've been slacking on my comment but i figure i'll try and comment to everyone's journal today ok not everyone. just the special ones
ha! having the house to yourself rocks! i wish i was there so i could see you walking around with your stuff hanging out
goodness I'm such a perv
is there a such thing as spoiling the little guy too much??
I've been slacking on my comment but i figure i'll try and comment to everyone's journal today
ok not everyone. just the special ones
ha! having the house to yourself rocks! i wish i was there so i could see you walking around with your stuff hanging out
goodness I'm such a perv
is there a such thing as spoiling the little guy too much??
yuriel:
Not much new to say. Life is still dull and boring and empty. High five for life. wohoo.
ditto here man. big time
hehe
what is it with people and running around naked.
i mean for a hot cihck mmm yeah hehe
but if yer ugly n small and get cold too easy like that and feel awkward/odd/wierd its noit really all htat hehe
*shrugs* what do i know
werd man.
ditto here man. big time
hehe
what is it with people and running around naked.
i mean for a hot cihck mmm yeah hehe
but if yer ugly n small and get cold too easy like that and feel awkward/odd/wierd its noit really all htat hehe
*shrugs* what do i know
werd man.
like woah i haven't been on the computer in a week. I'm really proud of myself. Not having high speed internet is slowly diminishing my addiction to the internet which is a good thing. Maybe i'll actually go outside and get some exercise soon too. Baby steps.....baby steps....
So i now have an addiction for besy buy! Yay. I used to be fine with going...
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So i now have an addiction for besy buy! Yay. I used to be fine with going...
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yuriel:
i want some of that mad love too yo hehe 
whee. hmm howdy man we miss you focker
hope all goes well and shit for you yo
whee. hmm howdy man we miss you focker
hope all goes well and shit for you yo
delilahb:
How about Vegas in September. Labor Day Weekend, to be exact. It's a PSW outting!
So it's thrusday. Another boring crappy day. I talked to my buddy in San Diego to get an idea of what's going on and also to express my frustration. It really annoys me when people tell me what i want to hear instead of what they really mean. I hate having to cut through mounds of bullshit to get the truth and well i let...
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yuriel:
hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahaha
that is all i can say man youre a fucking barrel of fucking laughs!
that is all i can say man youre a fucking barrel of fucking laughs!
parisambrosia:
What if I get my ass kicked for trying to do the titty twister? I'm a small girl....I don't want to get bitch slapped....any suggestions how I go about doing this?
Sooooo yea i want to update my journal so i can get rid of my old pathetic whiney entry but i don't really have anything to say.
The word of the day is Banana Hammock. My challenge for all 3 people who read my journal is to go out and use this word in a sentance in your everyday life and report back here with...
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The word of the day is Banana Hammock. My challenge for all 3 people who read my journal is to go out and use this word in a sentance in your everyday life and report back here with...
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ed:
At work: "Man, I could use me a banana Hammock."
Weird stares, man. That's all I can say.
Weird stares, man. That's all I can say.
smoggy:
I thought that profile pic was you
So yea i haven't really been updating as much as usual. i think i've kinda slipped into a little bit of depression. I got some bad news this past week that the asshole i was in business with and whom i filed a lawsuit agains has declaired bankrupcy and now i won't recieve a dime. He is married though so maybe i can go after...
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tigress:
HOT HOT HOT! damn hot! I love it ....
damn hot! I love it ....
scorpio_:
I'm sorry that happened to you. When you say go after his wife...hehehe...what do you mean, exactly? LOL
Well, you can always talk to me if you need to. I'm a good listener. Have a good night
Well, you can always talk to me if you need to. I'm a good listener.
Have a good night
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razzell:
Yay! I updated!See, I told you I needed a kick in the pants!
I'm around 5 weeks I think ,give or take a few days.
Haha! Uncle penis! I love it!!!
I almost maxed out my credit card . That means I'll need to work my ass off this weekend to get it paid down.Bleh.
So,how are things going so far with the move?Tell me everything!
I'm around 5 weeks I think ,give or take a few days.
Haha! Uncle penis! I love it!!!
I almost maxed out my credit card
. That means I'll need to work my ass off this weekend to get it paid down.Bleh.
So,how are things going so far with the move?Tell me everything!
adrunkmobstar:
Hey quit drawing me in my "private" nature times... plus I aint that skinny....
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hellomrworld:
Sorry the dog is so mean ....
pulloffmywings:
haha. you rock.
So i was just going poop and i saw this really big huge hanging bug like super mosquito eater thing as i was sittin on the toilet. these things have totaly invaded the house. I've killed like 6 of them today. idunno where the fuck they're coming from. So anyways after i was done i got a piece of toilet paper and grabbed it because...
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rin:
i hate mosquito eaters. they scare me.
they're not married, they have just lived together for ages. and they will probably never break up. yes i am giving her the finger. yay!
did you se vol. 2? it ruled.
they're not married, they have just lived together for ages. and they will probably never break up. yes i am giving her the finger. yay!
did you se vol. 2? it ruled.
rin:
ooh! you should draw it!
then again maybe not..