krim

ok you know what really sucks? being in an upscale really nice french restaurant, having to fart soo fucking bad, and holding it in for two hours. i swear to god if i had to hold it any longer i was gonna spontaneously combust. i mean when i was younger i would go camping and i didn't want to shit in the woods because it was so awkward so i'd hold it for a few days but this shit tonight was absoulte torture. There were so many moments i thought to myself, hmmm maybe i can squeek one out and noone would notice but i had serious gas buildup by that time that i'm sure a noticable sound would have accompanied the fart. so i held it in. Never again though. From this point on i shall free the captive gas bubble from within my stomach. Never again....

So i got my haircut the other day. It was the first time in about four years that i've actually paid someone to cut my hair since i would shave my head all the time. I never thought i'd ever want to have hair again. I really grew to hate it dearly but it's really not so bad. There was really no need to take out my anger on my hair. It's just doing what's it's made to do and all. I didn't really wanna look like a scruffy brady bunch kid for my aunts wedding either so i broke down and got it cut and it reallt wasn't so bad. Maybe now i'll keep it for a lil bit.

Tomorrow i have to wake up at 8:00!!!!!!!!! Omg that's gonna suck. I don't know how some people can actually wake up at like 6am or even earlier and go to work. 8am is gonna be total crap. I don't think i'm gonna be even 50% functional till at least 9:30. Bleh gaddam wedding. Oh well i guess once every couple years i can push myself a little bit. Gosh i'm so proud. yay me!