krim

so fucking ants have invaded the house. It's been raining almost nonstop for like 3 days and i guess their fucking antholes or whatever they're fucking called have flooded but they won't go away. I swear i've sprayed raid along every crack of the house like 4 times and they keep coming. But hey, i guess i get to legaly be a uber mass murderer and it's legal. So thats kinda kew.

nuggle 15,000 - Ants 4 candycanes and some leftover peanuts, some dog food, couple christmas cookies, some shit in the keyboard ( i don't even want to know ), bowl of rice.

Omg these fuckers ate like half a candycane. I was taking apart the christmas tree and there was a candy cane towards to top. Now i had taked all the other ones off cuz the ants started to get into them about 2 weeks ago but i guess i forgot about this one. So i'm taking all the ornaments off and shit and i see the candycane. At first glance i thought it looked strange becayse the top of it was kinda grey and the rest of it was yellow. So i pull it off and the fucking ants had eating about 1/3 of the candy cane. The whole curved part had been eaten. They must've been chewing on that thing for about say hmmmm 2 weeks. So i happily took them to a sink, filled it with water, and joyfully watched them ALL DROWN!!!! MUAHAHAA!!! oh and i squished a couple that were crawling on my hand as i walked to the bathroom.

DIE ANTS DIE!

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nuggle.....15,078 - Ants.....all that shit

They keep coming out of the keyboard as i type. I'm afraid to look.