Ok so while looking for jokes... i didnt really come across any super funny ones today... so i have given you a few jokes... but the other stuff is to just entertain you since i know you all get bored like i do and want something to do.... so hopefull you still find this interesting... hahahhahh 
Here are a few jokes i found.....
A dumb blonde, a smart blonde, and the tooth fairy were walking down the street. There was a hundred dollar bill on the ground.... Who picked it up? ~~~ The dumb blonde... the others do not exist.
7 Blonde Inventions
1. Tricycle Kickstand
2. Solar Flashlight
3. Fire-proof Matches
4. Inflatable Dartboard
5. Glass Hammer
6. Black Light Bulb
7. Boomerang Grenade
Three women were sitting around throwing back drinks and talking about their love lives. One woman said "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does."
The second woman giggled and confessed, "I call mine the miner because of his incredible shaft."
The third woman quietly sipped her whiskey until her friend asked "What do you call your husband?"
She frowned and said "The Postman."
"Why the Postman?"
"Because he always delivers late, and half the time it is in the wrong box."
What makes men chase women they have no intentions of marrying?
~~ The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intentions of driving.
As a hilbilly couple walked out of the divorce court, the wife was crying her heart out.
Her ex turns to her and says......"Fer Pete's Sake....Stop crying.... You still my sister."
Ok so since i love to think about things when I get bored... it keeps my mind happy to think about useless things.... I figured I would fill all your minds with things to think about.... get amusement out of... whatever it may be... enjoy
Things To Ponder
1. If a man is standing in the middle of a forrest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong?
2. If a deaf person swears....does his mother wash his hands with soap?
3. Is there another word for synonym?
4. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do... "practice?"
5. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
6. Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
7. Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
8. Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
9. How does the guy who drives a snowplow get to work?
10. If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year... why are there locks on the doors?
11. Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
12. If you try to fail and you succeed... what have you just done?
WHICH IS WORSE??
1. Making out with your unknown long lost brother/sister?
or
Making out with a man you thought was a woman?
2. Having no arms?
or
Having no legs?
3. Licking the inside of a trashcan?
or
Licking the public library's computer keyboard?
4. Having an aswome job with people you hate?
or
Having a shity job with awsome people?
5. Being really bored the rest of your life?
or
Being really busy the rest of your life?
6. Sticking your finger in a light socket?
or
Sticking your finger in a pencil sharpener?
7. Swimming with aligators?
or
Swiming with sharks?
8. Stepping in dog poo?
or
Having to change a stinky baby diaper?
9. Having poison ivy on your butt?
or
Having sunburn on your boobs?
10. Sub zero temperatures?
or
150 degree temperatures?
11. Farting while your boyfriend/girlfriend is tickleing you?
or
Burping while making out with him/her?
12. Someone cheating on you with someone who is gorgeous?
or
Someone cheating on you with someone who is hideous?
Well there you have in ladies and gents... have fun thinking about a lot of those...
Oh and guess what??? MY SET COMES OUT TOMORROW!!!! CHECK IT OUT IF YOU WOULD LIKE!!!
if you get the chance to today... also check out Remington's new set.... Bubblegum Pop it is soooo colorful and great!!!
also Hiky - Suicide Snowcone is soooo cute and fun
Quills- Gatsby is very original and sexy
Smokin- Nastya..... just look at her... she is one of the most beautiful people i have seen
Shimmer-Anna Lee is sooo pretty... great background and posing
and give some more love to Scout..... for her Goldfish Study set.... that is one of the most original sets i have ever seen and rest assured she promised me no fishies were hurt during the making!
Take care y'all... have a great weekend and Much love!!
Here are a few jokes i found.....
A dumb blonde, a smart blonde, and the tooth fairy were walking down the street. There was a hundred dollar bill on the ground.... Who picked it up? ~~~ The dumb blonde... the others do not exist.
7 Blonde Inventions
1. Tricycle Kickstand
2. Solar Flashlight
3. Fire-proof Matches
4. Inflatable Dartboard
5. Glass Hammer
6. Black Light Bulb
7. Boomerang Grenade
Three women were sitting around throwing back drinks and talking about their love lives. One woman said "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does."
The second woman giggled and confessed, "I call mine the miner because of his incredible shaft."
The third woman quietly sipped her whiskey until her friend asked "What do you call your husband?"
She frowned and said "The Postman."
"Why the Postman?"
"Because he always delivers late, and half the time it is in the wrong box."
What makes men chase women they have no intentions of marrying?
~~ The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intentions of driving.
As a hilbilly couple walked out of the divorce court, the wife was crying her heart out.
Her ex turns to her and says......"Fer Pete's Sake....Stop crying.... You still my sister."
Ok so since i love to think about things when I get bored... it keeps my mind happy to think about useless things.... I figured I would fill all your minds with things to think about.... get amusement out of... whatever it may be... enjoy
Things To Ponder
1. If a man is standing in the middle of a forrest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong?
2. If a deaf person swears....does his mother wash his hands with soap?
3. Is there another word for synonym?
4. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do... "practice?"
5. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
6. Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
7. Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
8. Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
9. How does the guy who drives a snowplow get to work?
10. If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year... why are there locks on the doors?
11. Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
12. If you try to fail and you succeed... what have you just done?
WHICH IS WORSE??
1. Making out with your unknown long lost brother/sister?
or
Making out with a man you thought was a woman?
2. Having no arms?
or
Having no legs?
3. Licking the inside of a trashcan?
or
Licking the public library's computer keyboard?
4. Having an aswome job with people you hate?
or
Having a shity job with awsome people?
5. Being really bored the rest of your life?
or
Being really busy the rest of your life?
6. Sticking your finger in a light socket?
or
Sticking your finger in a pencil sharpener?
7. Swimming with aligators?
or
Swiming with sharks?
8. Stepping in dog poo?
or
Having to change a stinky baby diaper?
9. Having poison ivy on your butt?
or
Having sunburn on your boobs?
10. Sub zero temperatures?
or
150 degree temperatures?
11. Farting while your boyfriend/girlfriend is tickleing you?
or
Burping while making out with him/her?
12. Someone cheating on you with someone who is gorgeous?
or
Someone cheating on you with someone who is hideous?
Well there you have in ladies and gents... have fun thinking about a lot of those...
Oh and guess what??? MY SET COMES OUT TOMORROW!!!! CHECK IT OUT IF YOU WOULD LIKE!!!
if you get the chance to today... also check out Remington's new set.... Bubblegum Pop it is soooo colorful and great!!!
also Hiky - Suicide Snowcone is soooo cute and fun
Quills- Gatsby is very original and sexy
Smokin- Nastya..... just look at her... she is one of the most beautiful people i have seen
Shimmer-Anna Lee is sooo pretty... great background and posing
and give some more love to Scout..... for her Goldfish Study set.... that is one of the most original sets i have ever seen and rest assured she promised me no fishies were hurt during the making!
Take care y'all... have a great weekend and Much love!!
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Your new set turned out just awesome!