kraven

So being that it is Friday... I thought I would stick with my blogs of useless information and fun to let you read over the weekend.....

First and formost since a lot of you liked my stupid lame joke... I found a few more to share with you... ok a lot to share with you... I hope you get just as many laughs out of them as I did.

~ A little girl jumps on Santa's lap:
GIRL: "For Christmas I want a Barbie and a GI Joe."
SANTA: "But don't you know that Barbie should come with Ken?"
GIRL: "Oh.... No... Santa, Barbie fakes it with Ken, she comes with GI Joe."


~ A guy went to the pre-ejaculation clinic today. The problem was when he got there everyone was gone. I guess he came too early!!!

Seeing how much I love coffee... i figured all you coffee lovers out there would get a kick out of this one...

SIGNS YOU DRINK TOO MUCH COFFEE:
1. You answer the door before people knock.
2. You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there.
3. You chew on other people's fingernails.
4. You can jumpstart your car without cables.
5. Cocaine is a downer.
6. You dont need a hammer to pound nails.
7. You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
8. You walk 20 miles on your treadmill before you realize it is not plugged in.
9. You have built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
10. People get dizzy just watching you.
11. Instant coffee takes too long.
12. When someone says "How are you?" you reply with "Good to the last drop!"
13. You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
14. You help your dog chase it's tail.


~ If I had a donkey and you had a rooster and my donkey ate your rooster what would I have???
>>> 2 feet of your cock in my ass!!! hahahahhahah

~Why are men like cars?
Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming. (no offense guys but this is halarious)



ok that is all the jokes for the day.. but i found another fun poem to share with all of you before parting:

IMITATION
A dark unfathomed tide
Of interminable pride -
A mystery, and a dream,
Should my early life seem;
I say that dream was fraught
With a wild and waking thought
Of beings that have been,
Which my spirit hath not seen,
Had I let them pass me by,
With a dreaming eye!
Let none of earth inherit
That vision of my spirit;
Those thoughts I would control,
As a spell upon his soul:
For that bright hope at last
And that light time have past,
And my worldly rest hath gone
With a sigh as it passed on:
I care not though it perish
With a thought I then did cherish.


I hope you all have a great weekend... feel free to let me know what you all have planned... I know my weekend is pretty uneventful, but there are a lot of errands that I will finally get done!

Oh and thanks for all the requests for the scary movies I should see... I appriciate it!

Much love~ Keep Rockin~