kozmikgirl

I get so many weird emails from guys, I have decided to share them when I get them.

This one is from a married guy on myspace. He has only emailed me once, about a month or so ago, as a greeting, to say he was adding me to his friend's list. Here is the email I got today: No Subject...

"i wish i knew a woman that i could borrow for a couple hours at a time..........and still be friends. i know only in a perfect world!"

And here is the one I got yesterday from some random guy on myspace, Subject: This Moment In History...

"I'm an author and feature film director, presently working with David Lynch, Jim Jarmusch, Martin Scorsese, Bob Dylan and Jack White. That's the planet I'm on, and it's genuinely exciting. But here in PDX things can get real slow.

If you'd like an adventure with a very unusual man, I'd love to amuse and confuse you."

Not as weird, but does he think that name-dropping impresses me? Not really. C'mon, man... be humble about it like Jeremyscareme... sheesh.

Oh I just name-dropped too... my bad.