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Smalltown, New Jersey

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Wednesday Oct 05, 2005

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Here is something that my friends on Myspace have been doing... it is pretty cheesy, like all myspace bulletins, but I am bored & it entertained me... thought I would share.

Here's what ya do:

Go to google.com and type "(your name) needs" in quotes. Then pick the 5 funniest ones there.

If your name is James, you would put this in to the search engine: "James needs"

You got the idea...


I typed my actual name, but have changed it to my SG name to protect the innocent (yes, I am innocent, shut it)

1. Ms Kitty needs to exercise her right to shut the fuck up! (I have heard that one before...)
2. Everything around here is "Ms Kitty needs this, and Ms Kitty needs that! (Man, they know me so well...)
3. I don't think Ms Kitty needs to bend herself into a pretzel. (word)
4. Ms Kitty needs your help! (mental help, preferably)
5. Ms Kitty needs money so she can travel to Canada and the US to meet bloggers. (Yep, one of the top ten on my "things to do before I die" list...)

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h2o:
LOL

H2O needs:

...a blowjob
...to be much better organized
...to work out where to construct his harvestable rights dam on his property (WTF?)
...to have Ollie make some chilli
...to get less so that he'll post more

And I meant to write back sooner that the banner you forwarded ROCKS nice work, your really talented - cool!!
Oct 5, 2005
_robdog_:
Maybe you don't have Shockwave installed on your computer. It might take a while to load as well.
Oct 5, 2005

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