Holy shit ballz!!!
My sister is married! Saturday my sister Sarah and her long time boyfriend Tom finally got married. Now, when I say long time, I mean that they have known each other since they were 12. Now, they are approaching 30 so it's been a long time waiting.
So, now I'm the only unmarried member of my immediate family. So I get to fill the punch bowl when the DJ plays for couples. I guess it's no big deal, suppose I need the wife before I get the wedding, right?
Plus, on top of this, Sarah is also pregnant! So, I'm gonna be an uncle! We went out today for breakfast and she ate more than I did!!!
I'm going to be an uncle. Sounds weirder than it probably is but I cannot wait to hold that little child.
It's very strange that I've been on a baby hitch lately. I love babies! Can't help it. I just want to be a father.
Any ladies out there willing to provide me a child? Don't worry I'm an excellent provider!! Strabucks have benefits and shit!
Well, lemme know ladies....
My sister is married! Saturday my sister Sarah and her long time boyfriend Tom finally got married. Now, when I say long time, I mean that they have known each other since they were 12. Now, they are approaching 30 so it's been a long time waiting.
So, now I'm the only unmarried member of my immediate family. So I get to fill the punch bowl when the DJ plays for couples. I guess it's no big deal, suppose I need the wife before I get the wedding, right?
Plus, on top of this, Sarah is also pregnant! So, I'm gonna be an uncle! We went out today for breakfast and she ate more than I did!!!
I'm going to be an uncle. Sounds weirder than it probably is but I cannot wait to hold that little child.
It's very strange that I've been on a baby hitch lately. I love babies! Can't help it. I just want to be a father.
Any ladies out there willing to provide me a child? Don't worry I'm an excellent provider!! Strabucks have benefits and shit!
Well, lemme know ladies....
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i'm on AAAAAAAAAAIM!
stop having a life, dagnabbit!