the beautiful logan tagged me to tell you all twenty things about myself. when a beautiful woman requests something, i fulfill her request. 
1. right now i'm listening to "don't cry" by guns n' roses, but the alternate version with the different lyrics. it's really fucking beautiful.
2. also right now, i'm pouring beer after beer into water bottles. i do this kind of thing often. i'm a travelling drunk. i am the party, i don't need to find one.
3. but tonight i am going somewhere. i'm going to a fuckin show. i'm so happy about this. i missed punktoberfest last weekend because i'm a nutball, so this show i'm gonna rock so hard i die. also, there's a show on saturday too.
4. i fuckin love shows. i like listening to anything loud that i can move to. i like to skank and thrash about, but it doesn't matter if it's ska or hardcore as long as i can get in the fuckin pit. you should see me in the pit. i really have a good time.
5. my fingers are toughening up as a result of practising guitar. this makes me so indescribably happy. i'm learning, folks, i really am.
6. i haven't had sex in like a year and a half or more. GASP!
can you believe it? i'm a big makeout slut but i don't have sex with just anyone. they have to be hot, and they have to be willing to communicate. i'm not the lie-there-get-fucked type of girl. i like to be able to get off you know.
7. i really want to get laid.
8. yesterday, some gnr live in concert dvds that i ordered arrived in the mail. there are no words to describe the joy and sexual gratification i get out of this fact. one of the concerts is an accoustic set they did at the cbgbs in 1987. at the end, there's an interview. and may i just say that i'm in fucking love with slash. in fucking love.
look how fuckin cute he looks there!
9. i used to be able to describe myself so well with words, but these days there are no words. i feel like it's all been said. now other things mean more, like music and makeout sessions.
10. i hate being compared to that chick from eternal sunshine of a spotless mind. she's hot, that's not the thing. it's just that i get that comment all the fuckin time. "hey you look just like that chick from that movie..." we both have dyed hair. oh my god, we're twins.
11. i also hate it when i am photographed by random people using their fuckin camera phones. this usually happens after they make the above comment and i flip them off. they want the drunk hottie on film. i should break their fuckin phone.
12. i'm a bitch. haha.
13. i'm all about grrrl love and chick standing up for each other. we get enough shit already. you'll never hear me ripping into a chick without gooooood reason. if you're a girl, i'll forgive you much quicker than if you're not. i guess i'm biased. see number 12. haha.
14. i want to fuck duff mckagan. not all the time. i want to fuck slash all the time and duff sometimes. i wonder if this would bother slash.
15. slash is british. i wonder if he ever slips into his british accent when he's drunk. that would be fuckin hot.
17. i'm a little gnr obsessed, but you knew that.
18. i really badly desperately want to be in a band.
19. before i became the hardcore rocknroll bitch you see before you, i was a mopey emo kid. it's because i thought that love was the greatest kind of intensity, and heartbreak followed as a close second. i'm an intensity junkie, so naturally it followed that i became obsessed with love, and heartbreak followed. then i realised that there's an intensity a knotch higher than love and it's called music. i just needed to be fuckin blown away and i was.
20. now heartbreak seems a little silly. i just want to rock out. and i don't really give a shit about anything else.
sorry i haven't been around much folks. my guitar has taken the place of the computer keys under my fingers. but i still love you all. see you in the fuckin pit!
1. right now i'm listening to "don't cry" by guns n' roses, but the alternate version with the different lyrics. it's really fucking beautiful.
2. also right now, i'm pouring beer after beer into water bottles. i do this kind of thing often. i'm a travelling drunk. i am the party, i don't need to find one.
3. but tonight i am going somewhere. i'm going to a fuckin show. i'm so happy about this. i missed punktoberfest last weekend because i'm a nutball, so this show i'm gonna rock so hard i die. also, there's a show on saturday too.
4. i fuckin love shows. i like listening to anything loud that i can move to. i like to skank and thrash about, but it doesn't matter if it's ska or hardcore as long as i can get in the fuckin pit. you should see me in the pit. i really have a good time.
5. my fingers are toughening up as a result of practising guitar. this makes me so indescribably happy. i'm learning, folks, i really am.
6. i haven't had sex in like a year and a half or more. GASP!
can you believe it? i'm a big makeout slut but i don't have sex with just anyone. they have to be hot, and they have to be willing to communicate. i'm not the lie-there-get-fucked type of girl. i like to be able to get off you know.
7. i really want to get laid.
8. yesterday, some gnr live in concert dvds that i ordered arrived in the mail. there are no words to describe the joy and sexual gratification i get out of this fact. one of the concerts is an accoustic set they did at the cbgbs in 1987. at the end, there's an interview. and may i just say that i'm in fucking love with slash. in fucking love.
look how fuckin cute he looks there!
9. i used to be able to describe myself so well with words, but these days there are no words. i feel like it's all been said. now other things mean more, like music and makeout sessions.
10. i hate being compared to that chick from eternal sunshine of a spotless mind. she's hot, that's not the thing. it's just that i get that comment all the fuckin time. "hey you look just like that chick from that movie..." we both have dyed hair. oh my god, we're twins.
11. i also hate it when i am photographed by random people using their fuckin camera phones. this usually happens after they make the above comment and i flip them off. they want the drunk hottie on film. i should break their fuckin phone.
12. i'm a bitch. haha.
13. i'm all about grrrl love and chick standing up for each other. we get enough shit already. you'll never hear me ripping into a chick without gooooood reason. if you're a girl, i'll forgive you much quicker than if you're not. i guess i'm biased. see number 12. haha.
14. i want to fuck duff mckagan. not all the time. i want to fuck slash all the time and duff sometimes. i wonder if this would bother slash.
15. slash is british. i wonder if he ever slips into his british accent when he's drunk. that would be fuckin hot.
17. i'm a little gnr obsessed, but you knew that.
18. i really badly desperately want to be in a band.
19. before i became the hardcore rocknroll bitch you see before you, i was a mopey emo kid. it's because i thought that love was the greatest kind of intensity, and heartbreak followed as a close second. i'm an intensity junkie, so naturally it followed that i became obsessed with love, and heartbreak followed. then i realised that there's an intensity a knotch higher than love and it's called music. i just needed to be fuckin blown away and i was.
20. now heartbreak seems a little silly. i just want to rock out. and i don't really give a shit about anything else.
sorry i haven't been around much folks. my guitar has taken the place of the computer keys under my fingers. but i still love you all. see you in the fuckin pit!
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and i think you need to get laid as well! hmf