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bitch, chorus, bitch.

i'm growing hair for the first time in 9 years, and i don't know what the fuck i'm going to do with this mop. it's only about 2 inches long, but i feel like a hairbag already.

watched a hilarious movie today.. "the mechanic", charles bronson and jan michael vincent. comedy was unintentional.
jab:
some of the best parties i've been to are ones that start as nothing and just baloon out of control because no one has anything else to do. that's how it worked at school at least. i've rocked a few mics in my time.

thirsty can attest to Pups being one of the most unintentional hilarious movies ever. 2 kids holding up a bank, burt reynolds on police duty. the lines in that movie...oh man. greatness.

that hair of yours is going to creep into the rest of your profile soon.
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decided to organize all of my shit today.. this sucks already. makes me wish i owned nothing.


5pm update :
alright, i've done fuck all here today. listened to a few records, and watched st.elmo's fire.
haha...i'm such an idiot.
although, i'm now developing a major league crush on ally sheedy. i saw breakfast club last night, st.elmo's today, and i own a copy of...
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emily:
nice picsmile
boxterjulep:
i'm hoping someone will come along and trash everything i own and save me the guilt trip of parting ways with it all. makes moving easier.
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let me first start by saying that last night was out of control.

instead of rolling to the usual bar, my friend decided to have a small get together. of course, phone calls started coming in and more people started showing up. i think it topped out at about 80-90 people.
everything snowballed from there, including my buddy's band deciding to play a set.

it...
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jab:
i can't remember the last time i was in a house with 90 people. outrageous. sane cops had to be an enjoyable twist, i mean, how can you bust someone on new years? who thinks like that. cops are weird. such an odd thing to choose as your role.

so of course i also did my part last night in making the world a better place. and i felt good about that. i entered 2003 with class and dignity much like yourself.
throatneedle:
Bea Arthur doing ballet moves..fixing her girdle to
that stupid dance song in that movie that goes

"Live your dreams...."

in a very urban/breakdown sort of way

So hot right now
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urgh... head is swimming.
4:30... i want to write about so much, butyet i will write nothing.
tonight was a blast.. hope everyone had a good one,

ah jeah
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went to toronto today, and walked around in the rain all day. always a treat. saw some wank ice sculptures of "lord of the rings" characters down by city hall. just wanted to smash them to pieces in the biggest way.

so, new year's is tomorrow night and i don't really have any solid plans yet. my buddy mentioned just taking it down to our...
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jab:
that awesome hat was aquired at six flags. i think 3 of us bought them. the hair in your picture looks as tho it might throw off any hat that came near it.

mostly bars for me tonight too. i know what you mean about being overrun at your local spots. i have a no thursday - saturday rule for certain places. tonight just can't be gotten around tho. people are ready. tell you what. you get the beer hats, i'll get the straws, then we find someone else's tab to put it all on. i'll tell you a good tab pinning story about the cpt, thirsty and myself sometime.
dollface:
fuck, man. i got some of those cheap-ass friends. i am often the one stuck with making up for their lack of monatary gratitude.
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my dinner consisted of tuna casserole tonight.. normally i wouldn't mind, but i think something went wrong. at least the spasms have subsided for now.. actually, it just tasted bad, but that didn't seem like enough of a reason to write about it.

going to toronto tomorrow, just to kill some time. i'm getting some serious holiday boredom on.. 2 days away from cabin fever....
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oak:
yeah. good drinkin' bars are not hard to come by in chicago.
jab:
man, i remember giving out flasks and bottles one year for christmas to a couple of friends. such a great gift. it's kinda funny that you were possibly turned down for sgcanada. disgraceful decision making, but still funny. like, hmmm, i'm not too sure about this kopper character. awesome.

that's rad you know that statue's name. i've only been to chicago once when i was 17, and my big highlight was seeing the fountain that played in the opening of married with children. i was all about al bundy at the time. i'm gonna go and visit once oak is settled in. if it works out for the same time, i'll go quaff some with you at the ball field. plus, i can eat some serious hotdogs when it's time to take care of business.
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just turned on the radio...bay city rollers...fuck, how clever...just turned off the radio...

anyone remember the show "short attention span theatre"? i lack some serious concentration of late, mind is turning to ooze..

got that really nice warm, drunken feeling last night, then watched the dogtown dvd.. i think i heard sean penn clear his throat during the narration.. guess he only got paid to...
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butterfly2:
OMG Your profile pic is hilarious. WHen I was younger, I loved Mr T and had my mom get me a mr t birthday cake. Well my dad's father is in the masons, anywho, he looks at my mom and goes "there is a black man on your daughters cake" and my mom said "she wanted it" and he wouldn't eat any tongue
dollface:
i need to clean my whole fucking apartment. i am a train wreck when it comes to dollar store and chinatown purchases.

maybe i need a warm drunken feeling...
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think i'm going to see the gore gore girls tomorrow night in dee-troit. now let's see if i can sucker one of my friends into driving. not quite sure about what to do for new years though... maybe the detroit cobras,

have to return a dvd this week, but i fear the return line.. got 2 copies of "ghost world". perhaps i'll purchase something from...
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mtlqueen:
cool, where are they playing? i lived next to the michigan border for a while and used to go to detroit every weekend to see shows...those were good old days!

so glad the changeling scared the piss out of yer little kid pants...i gather that was the desired effect.
jab:
man, i would be all over both of those shows if i had the chance. huge cobras fan here. and what happened to mr. chase? he used to be so funny. i know a guy who's favorite movie is fletch.

so i got chicago open today and this is the first moment of the day that i've torn myself away, at least for a little while. i never saved it after buying carnival, but it didn't register and give my money back until i shutdown instead of reset. beautiful, so many lines there. there is nothing nicer looking than a noseslide to lipslide over the pink colored statue thing. those two bars that start low and make humps. i could go on and on. i can't get enough.
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snow, snow, snow..
drove through some awful weather tonight, but it just doesn't matter.. in a great mood, and rummaging through my christmas booty.
l'homme au membre d'or... french is funny.

preparing myself for a boxing day liquorfest tomorrow...my buddy is coming in from out of town, and i think we're going on a week long bender.
hoo-ray.


boxing day update:

got the "law &...
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mtlqueen:
If I ever got the law and order boxed set I don't think I'd ever leave the house. It was like when I got the Twin Peaks series, I worked a full forty hour work week, and then came home to my other full time job of watching all the episodes in the remaining hours of the day. I did not sleep. I am not kidding. Boxed sets of good tv shows are dangerous things.
:wink:
jab:
there was a picture of shania performing in canada on the news page today. it must have been outdoors, she had a puffy coat and a hat on. i gotta think the gift certificates made it all worth it - way out, i've never heard of anything like that. the certificates. they certainly don't do that here.

just last night i figured out chicago was a level you had to pay for but i fucked up and chose the carnival, which isn't so great from what i saw in a few minutes. and i'm like 4 grand short of another 15 for chicago. rough.

favorite john wayne movie quote: "i've never met a woman who was half as reliable as a horse" because it's just such a ridiculous thing to say.
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-bad music for bad people-

hooked myself up with some online banking today.. guess i have no excuse to bounce cheques now. i feel all fucking responsible.

bought my dad some liquor, and golf balls....bought my mom some dvd's and a shania cd.

left a nice tip with my regular bartender last night, although i didn't do anything GQ, like palm him a $50..



miao!! ?
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dollface:
i gotta say, the vision in my head of a child calling his parents "honky mofos" is so damn funny. i am stealing it and putting it in a film.
jab:
you did it man. you made the tough purchase and put a little shania love in your mom's life. i'm proud of ya kopper. pass along dennisweaver.com when you get a chance. not one, but two cowboy hat pictures on the opening page.

i plan to make a huge difference very soon from now.