saturday morning soccer and corn pops.
i'm not sure if i'm going to hit the circle jerks show tonight.. might just blow it off and go to detroit tomorrow instead.. seems like i'd be doing a shitty job of housesitting though, if i bail out of the country. oh well, i have 8 hours to decide.
saw ted nugent on conan o'brien the other night plugging his new cookbook.. it's a shame he had to go on after dana carvey, who stuck around for the whole show just so he could jump in at any point and do some weak ass imitations that consist mainly of incoherent noises. give it up church lady, nobody fucking cares anymore.. nothing will revive your sad career, or give you the attention you so desperately crave.
now, another bowl of corn pops and some pressed apple juice.
i'm not sure if i'm going to hit the circle jerks show tonight.. might just blow it off and go to detroit tomorrow instead.. seems like i'd be doing a shitty job of housesitting though, if i bail out of the country. oh well, i have 8 hours to decide.
saw ted nugent on conan o'brien the other night plugging his new cookbook.. it's a shame he had to go on after dana carvey, who stuck around for the whole show just so he could jump in at any point and do some weak ass imitations that consist mainly of incoherent noises. give it up church lady, nobody fucking cares anymore.. nothing will revive your sad career, or give you the attention you so desperately crave.
now, another bowl of corn pops and some pressed apple juice.
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cuz i know you are.
oh, and i have the solution to your current responsibility dilemma: you can leave your evil android twin, chopper, to housesit for a few, whilst you and your flask go out of the country to wreak havoc, do damage, and make an international difference. problem solved.