"I'm too stupid to be ironic." - alan vega
had a run-in with the meter maid last night.. i'm walking back to my car at 3:30, and there's no parking on the streets after 3. from down the street i can see him pull up to my car, so i started running and yelled out to him that i was going to move my car. so the fucking guy writes the ticket anyway and yells back "too late". well, i completely lost my shit. i was still about 100 feet awayand i yelled back at him "you dumb fucking cunt".
so, my friend can't run anymore because he's laughing to hard, and as i get closer to the car i realize the meter guy is just standing there giving me the stare down. so i said to him "that's right, you heard me.".. he then walked over to my car, took the ticket and said to me "guess we'll call this one a tie."... so he piles into his car and takes off.
i fully expect to recieve something in the mail..
my new favourite driving song is nonalignment pact by pere ubu..
had a run-in with the meter maid last night.. i'm walking back to my car at 3:30, and there's no parking on the streets after 3. from down the street i can see him pull up to my car, so i started running and yelled out to him that i was going to move my car. so the fucking guy writes the ticket anyway and yells back "too late". well, i completely lost my shit. i was still about 100 feet awayand i yelled back at him "you dumb fucking cunt".
so, my friend can't run anymore because he's laughing to hard, and as i get closer to the car i realize the meter guy is just standing there giving me the stare down. so i said to him "that's right, you heard me.".. he then walked over to my car, took the ticket and said to me "guess we'll call this one a tie."... so he piles into his car and takes off.
i fully expect to recieve something in the mail..
my new favourite driving song is nonalignment pact by pere ubu..
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Backside Boneless....still a pain in the ass...I prefer the Roast Beef grab still.
Favorite driving song: Snapcase - Weak Tyrant