Friday Dec 13, 2002

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giraffe walks into a bar, and says "the high balls are on me."

nothing like watching "the daily show" at the ass crack of dawn.. kicks off the day quite nicely.

have to do some xmas shopping today.. picking my mom up a copy of the new shania twain cd, i feel mortified already.
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mtlqueen:
ah fuck! now you've got scabies! or whatever you catch from those things!
(*goes and buys mother a copy of rita macneil's BIGGEST hits*)
boxterjulep:
thank god my mom asked for neil young this christmas. last year it was nickel creek or dixie chicks. i can't remember but fuck i didn't want to actually buy it.

wank house music...i shudder. i am really trying to block out any bad examples where clapping is merely an artifact in some excessive pile of horse shit.

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