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booked a cruise for my parents today on the computer. i should clarify that they paid for it. it was kind of depressing, since i'm not going anywhere for a while. unless you include excursions with a thumb, and a rag on a stick.

the making of mix cds was a bust.. too many decisions.
time to drink my problems away.

sh-ee-yat
skull
jab:
glad i caught this before i leave to annihilate pins. you should call back to your folks claiming an internet mishap, irreversible, and they are now on their way to the middle east. letting them off the hook would have to be a moment by moment decision as far as the proper timing. we'll be doing the same thing tonight. two individuals, countries apart, making a difference.
jab:
oh man. valhalla awaits you and burt is hosting. i watched a farscape marathon one day. the cpt and i named the main character jeff nasa. it was ok, but pretty much a life sucker. 5 hours down the tubes.

the ozzy show is much better than you would think. the kids are ok, but it's really all about how mom and dad interact with them. it is out of hand.
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i don't like mondays...or bob geldof. or maybe it's just hearing that song every monday morning, that makes me want to remove my appendix with a spoon.

need to make up some new mix cds for every day living. the possibilities are endless, and i know in the end that i'll wish i selected different songs.

heard the song "i wish you were a beer"...
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apathy_activist:
yup. that IS the cycle sluts from hell. i thought they were cool, and then I found out that none of the 'sluts' actually played, they had a backing band of second-string metal heads.

not a band song, though.

and i'm totally crushing sarah silverman. you can't have her. i found her first.
jab:
i think about burning mixes for home and never end up doing it. i even like it and never get to it. plus i end up spending all kinds of time picking stuff in an order that flows into each other, so it takes awhile. in other news, i will loan you my copy of pups if you can't find it around for rent. the dialogue is too much. burt reynolds.

my favorite driving song right now is hey sailor by the cobras. they played here once and it was great.
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"I'm too stupid to be ironic." - alan vega

had a run-in with the meter maid last night.. i'm walking back to my car at 3:30, and there's no parking on the streets after 3. from down the street i can see him pull up to my car, so i started running and yelled out to him that i was going to move my car....
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punt:
Didn't Fishbone have a song..."Fuck the Meter Maids!"..?

Backside Boneless....still a pain in the ass...I prefer the Roast Beef grab still.
throatneedle:
Fuck the Bears. They so lucked out with my Jets-ies a couple of weeks ago.

Favorite driving song: Snapcase - Weak Tyrant
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kolbassa or kielbassa? i'm confused.

listening to the first suicide album.. badass.

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dollface:
i saw an awesome series called "nighclubbing" and suicide was performing in 1980. they were soooo fucked up on coke it was hilarious.

brian eno=supergenius. i read his diary thing. the things he did from day to day were things i fantasize about.
thirsty:
dude, you gotta see pups. bad.

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bitch, chorus, bitch.

i'm growing hair for the first time in 9 years, and i don't know what the fuck i'm going to do with this mop. it's only about 2 inches long, but i feel like a hairbag already.

watched a hilarious movie today.. "the mechanic", charles bronson and jan michael vincent. comedy was unintentional.
jab:
some of the best parties i've been to are ones that start as nothing and just baloon out of control because no one has anything else to do. that's how it worked at school at least. i've rocked a few mics in my time.

thirsty can attest to Pups being one of the most unintentional hilarious movies ever. 2 kids holding up a bank, burt reynolds on police duty. the lines in that movie...oh man. greatness.

that hair of yours is going to creep into the rest of your profile soon.
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decided to organize all of my shit today.. this sucks already. makes me wish i owned nothing.


5pm update :
alright, i've done fuck all here today. listened to a few records, and watched st.elmo's fire.
haha...i'm such an idiot.
although, i'm now developing a major league crush on ally sheedy. i saw breakfast club last night, st.elmo's today, and i own a copy of...
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emily:
nice picsmile
boxterjulep:
i'm hoping someone will come along and trash everything i own and save me the guilt trip of parting ways with it all. makes moving easier.
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let me first start by saying that last night was out of control.

instead of rolling to the usual bar, my friend decided to have a small get together. of course, phone calls started coming in and more people started showing up. i think it topped out at about 80-90 people.
everything snowballed from there, including my buddy's band deciding to play a set.

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jab:
i can't remember the last time i was in a house with 90 people. outrageous. sane cops had to be an enjoyable twist, i mean, how can you bust someone on new years? who thinks like that. cops are weird. such an odd thing to choose as your role.

so of course i also did my part last night in making the world a better place. and i felt good about that. i entered 2003 with class and dignity much like yourself.
throatneedle:
Bea Arthur doing ballet moves..fixing her girdle to
that stupid dance song in that movie that goes

"Live your dreams...."

in a very urban/breakdown sort of way

So hot right now
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urgh... head is swimming.
4:30... i want to write about so much, butyet i will write nothing.
tonight was a blast.. hope everyone had a good one,

ah jeah
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went to toronto today, and walked around in the rain all day. always a treat. saw some wank ice sculptures of "lord of the rings" characters down by city hall. just wanted to smash them to pieces in the biggest way.

so, new year's is tomorrow night and i don't really have any solid plans yet. my buddy mentioned just taking it down to our...
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jab:
that awesome hat was aquired at six flags. i think 3 of us bought them. the hair in your picture looks as tho it might throw off any hat that came near it.

mostly bars for me tonight too. i know what you mean about being overrun at your local spots. i have a no thursday - saturday rule for certain places. tonight just can't be gotten around tho. people are ready. tell you what. you get the beer hats, i'll get the straws, then we find someone else's tab to put it all on. i'll tell you a good tab pinning story about the cpt, thirsty and myself sometime.
dollface:
fuck, man. i got some of those cheap-ass friends. i am often the one stuck with making up for their lack of monatary gratitude.
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my dinner consisted of tuna casserole tonight.. normally i wouldn't mind, but i think something went wrong. at least the spasms have subsided for now.. actually, it just tasted bad, but that didn't seem like enough of a reason to write about it.

going to toronto tomorrow, just to kill some time. i'm getting some serious holiday boredom on.. 2 days away from cabin fever....
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oak:
yeah. good drinkin' bars are not hard to come by in chicago.
jab:
man, i remember giving out flasks and bottles one year for christmas to a couple of friends. such a great gift. it's kinda funny that you were possibly turned down for sgcanada. disgraceful decision making, but still funny. like, hmmm, i'm not too sure about this kopper character. awesome.

that's rad you know that statue's name. i've only been to chicago once when i was 17, and my big highlight was seeing the fountain that played in the opening of married with children. i was all about al bundy at the time. i'm gonna go and visit once oak is settled in. if it works out for the same time, i'll go quaff some with you at the ball field. plus, i can eat some serious hotdogs when it's time to take care of business.
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just turned on the radio...bay city rollers...fuck, how clever...just turned off the radio...

anyone remember the show "short attention span theatre"? i lack some serious concentration of late, mind is turning to ooze..

got that really nice warm, drunken feeling last night, then watched the dogtown dvd.. i think i heard sean penn clear his throat during the narration.. guess he only got paid to...
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butterfly2:
OMG Your profile pic is hilarious. WHen I was younger, I loved Mr T and had my mom get me a mr t birthday cake. Well my dad's father is in the masons, anywho, he looks at my mom and goes "there is a black man on your daughters cake" and my mom said "she wanted it" and he wouldn't eat any tongue
dollface:
i need to clean my whole fucking apartment. i am a train wreck when it comes to dollar store and chinatown purchases.

maybe i need a warm drunken feeling...
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think i'm going to see the gore gore girls tomorrow night in dee-troit. now let's see if i can sucker one of my friends into driving. not quite sure about what to do for new years though... maybe the detroit cobras,

have to return a dvd this week, but i fear the return line.. got 2 copies of "ghost world". perhaps i'll purchase something from...
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mtlqueen:
cool, where are they playing? i lived next to the michigan border for a while and used to go to detroit every weekend to see shows...those were good old days!

so glad the changeling scared the piss out of yer little kid pants...i gather that was the desired effect.
jab:
man, i would be all over both of those shows if i had the chance. huge cobras fan here. and what happened to mr. chase? he used to be so funny. i know a guy who's favorite movie is fletch.

so i got chicago open today and this is the first moment of the day that i've torn myself away, at least for a little while. i never saved it after buying carnival, but it didn't register and give my money back until i shutdown instead of reset. beautiful, so many lines there. there is nothing nicer looking than a noseslide to lipslide over the pink colored statue thing. those two bars that start low and make humps. i could go on and on. i can't get enough.