I got a free bottle of Jones Soda yesterday. Inside the cap there was a message. It said: "Your love-life will be happy and harmonious". I must have gotten someone else's bottle.
I will be gone.
I will be gone.
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handle:
I got a fortune cookie yesterday that read "Support Literacy, Buy more fortune Cookies". Everyone else got normal fortunes. I felt so ripped off.
rybo:
would be my bottle if it wasnt so far from the truth.....
