Surgeon General Warning: Stretching in the shower is not a good idea.
Recent events have lead to the discovery that stretching calves and hamstrings while showering is not conducive to good health. We believe this is due to the fact that because of the high water content of shower areas, which are comprised of hard, slick surfaces, there is an increased chance of "slippage." Said "slippage" can cause serious side effects such as slipping into a split, falling into the shower curtain and eventually pulling the curtain and rod down onto the floor of the bathroom with you.
In other news, he said he is going to be sending his resume to companies in San Francisco. If you are unaware of how far San Francisco is from Los Angeles, it is approximately 400 miles/a 6 hour drive/a 1 hour flight away.
On one hand I am strangely relieved. I think this is because that means I do not need to worry about how much longer this relationship has. I no longer need to worry about how it's going and how I can keep him interested in the long run because now I know we have no future. In the event that he wants to continue after his move I also know that now I have a place to stay in San Francisco.
It's a little funny to me that the whole time I lived up there I never really dated. I mean, there were "hookups" but never dates, no boyfriends. I had really wanted someone to share living in San Francisco with. It's a damn romantic city. Alfred Hitchcock said it was the American Paris. Now the opportunity to embrace that romanticism is there and I can't take it.
It seems like a pretty shitty situation but for some reason I'm not too bothered. I'm not incredibly saddened by his news of wanting to leave Los Angeles. I'm not upset by the fact that just last week he said he missed me, told me he was afraid he had fucked things up badly and has been so sweet to me since then. I'm not bummed out about what I'm going to be losing. He said "nothing's set in stone" but I think I pretty much know that this is going to happen. Still, I'm okay for right now.
Maybe the news hasn't really hit me yet.
Recent events have lead to the discovery that stretching calves and hamstrings while showering is not conducive to good health. We believe this is due to the fact that because of the high water content of shower areas, which are comprised of hard, slick surfaces, there is an increased chance of "slippage." Said "slippage" can cause serious side effects such as slipping into a split, falling into the shower curtain and eventually pulling the curtain and rod down onto the floor of the bathroom with you.
In other news, he said he is going to be sending his resume to companies in San Francisco. If you are unaware of how far San Francisco is from Los Angeles, it is approximately 400 miles/a 6 hour drive/a 1 hour flight away.
On one hand I am strangely relieved. I think this is because that means I do not need to worry about how much longer this relationship has. I no longer need to worry about how it's going and how I can keep him interested in the long run because now I know we have no future. In the event that he wants to continue after his move I also know that now I have a place to stay in San Francisco.
It's a little funny to me that the whole time I lived up there I never really dated. I mean, there were "hookups" but never dates, no boyfriends. I had really wanted someone to share living in San Francisco with. It's a damn romantic city. Alfred Hitchcock said it was the American Paris. Now the opportunity to embrace that romanticism is there and I can't take it.
It seems like a pretty shitty situation but for some reason I'm not too bothered. I'm not incredibly saddened by his news of wanting to leave Los Angeles. I'm not upset by the fact that just last week he said he missed me, told me he was afraid he had fucked things up badly and has been so sweet to me since then. I'm not bummed out about what I'm going to be losing. He said "nothing's set in stone" but I think I pretty much know that this is going to happen. Still, I'm okay for right now.
Maybe the news hasn't really hit me yet.
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good luck
I want to visit south, believe me. But goddammit, how'm I supposed to save any money by traveling to see my family in LA and his family in fucking Kansas every year? We're never gonna afford getting hitched at this rate.
Darn you LA peoples I want to visit. Darn youuuuuu