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i just looked up "lobotomy" on Wikipedia

. . .it seems they don't do it anymore . . . .

damn shame really

probably would cost a fucking mint too
jujubee:
I just read your comment in the Dating sucks thread and I wanted to tell you I nearly peed myself laughing. I take it this isn't the first time you have had to post something like that in that group.
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nina_kova:
hmmm...we have the same birthday - just 10 years apart...
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the one who's only cute when she hasnt' had her cigarette was fucking EVERYWHERE today

I think I ran into her like twelve times

by the end of the day I wanted to drive my car into a tree

and I kept thinking "why hasn't she had her ciggy yet??!!?!. . .jesus christ! don't quit now, you deserve to die of cancer of some kind...
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deadbilly:
I'm happy on days when my main crush isn't around.

How are you liking the new Deftones CD? I love it myself.
deadbilly:
RatsRatsRats is really great. I love everything on the CD. And Annie Hardy's spoken word bit at the end of Pink Cellphone is simultaneously repulsive and hilarious.

BTW, I'm going gray soon. If you want to contact me, you can email me at lasalmejas@gmail.com
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new problem. . . . .

I seemm to have a thing for girls in corpsepaint

you know. . . .like the chick from Metal Chef?


thing is, you never see girls with corpsepaint

I've only seen one once

she was playing keyboards for Satyricon


I noticed it and all, but i never saw it again


I'm sure glad nobody's done a set like that...
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baletempest:

Thought you may appreciate that. biggrin
deadbilly:
I see what you mean now. I hadn't seen Metal Chef before. That guy's a trip.
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ya know

at least 95% of the attractive girls at my job all smoke. .. ..

that's good to know
rodserling:
Smoke them with a gun.
deadbilly:
Smoking is probably my #1 deal breaker. That, and being a womens' studies major, natch.
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ya know. . . .

I really need to get my head examined or something


why the fuck do I still like this shit?
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rodserling:
No dude, it keeps the hate alive and strong, that's why you "like this shit". It's a constant reminder.
baletempest:
Meh, SG is highly addictive for reasons I fail to comprehend.
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wisdom teeth suck

it actually hurts to smile

bullshit
deadbilly:
I had a nasty time with my wisdom teeth. I couldn't eat solid foods for nearly a week.
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we're not just going to shoot them

we're going to cut out thier living guts
and use them to grease the treads of our tanks

we're going to murder the bastards by the bushel

(where do skinless get thier quotes)
zombievengence:
Thats from the movie Patton
deadbilly:
I think my favorite quote from Patton was "When you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend''s face... you'll know what to do."
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I truly believe that
being a heterosexual male, is in itself masochistic
deadbilly:
I tend to agree. Perhaps I'm meeting the wrong women, or most (if not all) women are just looking for somebody to mold into their image of the perfect man. I'm still pining for this one chick, who is so cute, but I just know she'd end up trying to turn me into a spineless PC jellyfish. I feel good when she smiles at me, but I know it's just manipulation.
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I was told this last night.
the awful truth of it all

you're better off staying a virgin

because once you've given that up

THEY OWN YOU

ALL OF THEM

THEY OWN YOUR SOUL

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deadbilly:
Did you not learn until it was too late?

As for me, I'm keeping it. For now. I fell for a lesbian this semster. And a chick with daddy issues. And I'm only four weeks in! Oh well, they're both women's studies majors. So even if they were into me, I'd end up losing my balls. I'd rather keep my virginity and still have my penis than lose both.
baletempest:
meh they've just always owned me.
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estrada:
Comic books do more damage to the human psyche than nuclear missiles!
joenobody:
another grindcore band? what abnds have you been in? have you ever toured?