ideas for a music video
1. I'm playing whack-a-mole
but instead of moles, it's a bunch of girls who look like #31 (pale, black shoulder length hair. . . .they look like mushrooms. . .I think I will call them SHROOM GIRLS from now on. . .yes. . .so the gamewill be called WHACK-A-SHROOM!)
2. we're playing a show. the entire audience is made up of shroom girls.
it's like a big stadium hair metal sorta thing.
and a helicopter takes us away
and once we're far enough away, I take out a remote and press a button
KA-FUCKING-BLAMMO!!!
3. Robert Palmer parody idea #2. I'm singing, the band is composed completely of shroom girls. anvils fall on thier heads one by one.
all of these videos would be for my new band 0cadavernamedAlison0
it combines shoegaze and metal and screamo (the Jerome's Dream, Saetia Orchid type shit)
the closest comparison I can make is Coaltar of the Deepers. . .because they play My Bloody Valentine type shit, but have death vocals.
. . think like. .. .if My Bloody Valentine had Jeff Walker guest on a song. . .there ya go.
this particular band, is almost completely dedicated to the outlet of sexual frustration, through creepy lyrics and schizophrenic vocals/music
(wow. .that's a better description than I gave on the official page)
I would never post the lyrics here, as they read like I've been listening to nothing but Acid Bath and Pig Destroyer. . .and well. . . I do listen to Acid Bath a lot lately. . .but the sentiments were quite different in those songs.
Kindergarten Hazing Ritual are still going.
and well. . . . I'll have alienated everyone by the time I'm done with the new record.
yes
have i mentioned what kind of huge failure and sellout being back on here makes me feel like????
it's really disappointing. .
deadbilly:
I like the Shroom Girl name. I had something similar happen once. This one chick was a real bitch, flirting with me, then never agreeing to go out. I was hurt at first, until I noticed she looked like a chipmunk when she smiles (she had buck teeth). I took to calling her Chipmunk Girl (but not to her face, obviously). I almost made a web comic out of it, but 1) I can't draw, 2) I have no plans of becoming popular with the "furry" community.