This isn't a veiled attempt to sucker people in to buy my stuff... well... ok, I wouldn't mind if that happened, but I'm more interested in ways to make it look a little less like amateur hour, and a little more like I have... Read More
Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge.
When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge.
There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together.
There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable.
All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor; those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by.
The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind.
They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent; His eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to run from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster.
You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to be parted again. The happy kisses rain upon your face; your hands again caress the beloved head, and you look once more into the trusting eyes of your pet, so long gone from your life but never absent from your heart.
I've been approved for financing, and I can get insurance at an ok rate (I'm suddenly missing living in a small town where insurance was less than $100/mo - what the fuck is this $2750+ a year shit?!).
BUT... there's a snag.
Let's roll the clock back to September 13, 2006. I had spent an entertaining and inebriating evening at... Read More
When I was a kid, YTV used to play marathons of The Twilight Zone on New Years day. I would watch episodes until my skull felt like it was ready to split open and my eyes shrivel into raisins. Golly, this takes me back.
And now, for your consideration, an allegory of the life of BDeyeD.