kirbie

Soooooooo, I'm a very clumsy person. If I don't injure myself on the daily, something's terribly wrong. I've broken both wrists a half dozen times each. Dislocated my elbow a few times. Broke every finger at various times. Got more scars from stitches, than Kellogg's got cornflakes.

Tonight I went to male a package, & ended up putting my car/house keys in the slot too! So I had to climb through my kitchen window to get inside. I slipped on the ledge and my hip an ribs scraped the roof ledge I was climbing up on. I bruise super easily so it possibly looks worse than it actually is. This pic is approx 20ish mins after it happened.

Excuse the boob and gut.