kinky_secretary

I found out something VERY interesting last night.

There is a lot you can tell from a person by looking at their digits.....most people's pointing finger and ring finger are roughly the same length but my mate noticed that my ring finger is like MASSIVE compared to the pointing finger.

After extensive research (google hehehe) we found that the amount of testosterone and oestrogen you...
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I have been drunk three times today.
My vocabulary has mainly consisted of either giggles or groans through the most part of the day.

Have come to the bleak realisation that I am a Disgrace.

I am the town Drunkard

I am an embarrassment to wales.

And my behaviour is , quite frankly whilst in such a state, an endless round of lude ludicrous-ness.
However,...
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Hi
I've been a member on here for like three months, but due to not having my own PC i was PROPER lazy about it and contributed NOTHING to the site, aside appreciating the delectable girls from afar.

However thanx to the divine Huw, I have had my membership extended by another three months *YAY* and intend to do alot more shit here hehehe


I...
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Hello everyone and welcome me to the site
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