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What do women, and KFC have in common? Once you're done with the breasts and thighs, all that's left is a greasy box. biggrin haha tongue

Tell me a joke, or more, pretty please. kiss kiss
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someoneuk:
A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast.

"You aren't so good in bed either! he shouted and stormed off to work.

By mid morning, he decided he'd better make amends and called home.

"What took you so long to answer?"

"I was in bed."

"What were you doing in bed this late?"

"Getting a second opinion."
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ra0ul:
lmas
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What are you? (click here)

I am a drunken beauty who loves to nuzzle pattysaurs. shocked
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nickysonic:
Zzzzzs??? It's 5.30am here and I'm still up! For a man of my advanced years, that's not bad going.
douglas1221:
I am a monumental peck who loves to infect pattysaurs... what the fuck is a pattysaur???
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Tell me something about yourself that's not on your profile... wink
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pureevull:
i am with the wrong girl and we both know it

and i keep doing it because i cant let anyone down



verrrrry fucked situation but i can't help it
wabysaby:
kinkerbelle so many pics evertime i go to the albums there you are you must have alot of time on your hands.

wait that sounds like a complaint what i meatn to say is keep it up you MILF.

and not in my profile i have had Obsessive compulsive dissorder since i was eight years old.
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Do you think fake boobs or real boobs are better? Also, do you like big boobs or small? And why do you prefer whichever you prefer? biggrin
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tioga:
thanks thats what i thought too.. small all the way

got me ehhh....now what you got planned
antietam:
i like real boobs all the way, the look the feel, everything!!! thanks for the comment on my set!!
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shocked 14 days left until Dakota's birthday. As for myself, I still feel skull robot , but I'll manage thanks to some green tea..lots of sleep...and meds. (For those of you kind, sweet, lovable people who have got Dakota a gift, or are getting him one, I REALLY appreciate it. Times haven't been the greatest for me, and it is so great to see that some people still...
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hibiskiss:
Hi, Wow, i'm in S.A., never bumped into you on this site, well, im glad I did. Hope you feel better soon.

ooo aaa
colcannon:
more of a mellow peaceful these days, you?
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What are your 3 fav. parts of a woman? What type of panties do you think are the most sexy?

Quick update: I am very sick right now. Nautious, feverish chills, very low energy, and something that feels similar to a achey bad head cold. I just wanted to let you know...incase I do not respond or change my journal for a few days. frown frown frown frown frown frown blackeyed blackeyed blackeyed blackeyed skull
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clarky_182:
hmmmm 3 best when there is soo much good to choose from whatever
probaly eyes
legs
and have to say mouth as im a sucker for a cute smile tongue
and french knickers have to come in top of the pile

hope you feel better soon
phate1301:
Partners in blah! puke

We should start a hockey team and kick some ass!! mad
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frown frown frown
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omnivorous:
be happy! i love the pics of your kids...
liquidflorian:
everything alright?
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Man, I just rented "Million Dollar Baby" thinking it would be a good chic kicking ass flick, and boy was I wrong. It ended up to be a drama, that's pretty damn sad. blackeyed When I went to Hollywood video to rent the movie, 2 different people said that Dakota's mohawk is bad ass. So that made me happy. Thank you for all of your thoughtful...
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don_nadie:
Hilary Swank love
capncomickazee:
I rentewd that movie two nights ago. I was alright. Hill Swank is fine in that movie, ya think? Last night I wen t o see Wedding Crashers with my best friend and his wife. It was fuckin' hilarious!! I was supposed to go play darts at The Mix, but I went there instead. Tonight I'm going to trow darts finally.
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I changed my disturbing journal. smile In other news...I am so happy! I finally got someone, who knew what they were doing, to fix the a/c in my apartment. Besides that, I am just contemplating what to do for my son's bday. confused Do you have any good ideas for a 5 year old boy's bday?
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u_dont_know_me:
Every time I look through the albums you've posted a new picture and every time I'm blown away by it. I do believe you are the BIGGEST (and best) tease on this entire website.

Thankyou love
hot_rod:
i'll be back on the 20th