Thank you all for being such sweeties, and making me feel better. Here's a joke I found......
A math teacher, librarian, and a regular dumbass are confronted by the devil. He says, "You will each ask me a question. If I answer the question correctly I will kill you. If I get it wrong, I will let you go." Well, the math teacher goes first and asks,"What is the toughest formula ever created?" The devil gets it right and kills him. The librarian asks,"What is the toughest text in the story of Socretes?" The devil gets it right and kills him. The dumbass comes up and says,"Give me a chair." The devil snaps his fingers a chair appears. He says,"Drill hundreds of holes in it." The devil once again snaps his fingers, and the chair is filled with holes. The dumbass sits on the chair, and lets a huge fart out. He asks," What hole did that come out of?" The devil is dumbfounded and says,"The third one from the right." The dumbass proudly says,"Nope it came out of my asshole!"
Hardy har har
btw...here's a new pic:
A math teacher, librarian, and a regular dumbass are confronted by the devil. He says, "You will each ask me a question. If I answer the question correctly I will kill you. If I get it wrong, I will let you go." Well, the math teacher goes first and asks,"What is the toughest formula ever created?" The devil gets it right and kills him. The librarian asks,"What is the toughest text in the story of Socretes?" The devil gets it right and kills him. The dumbass comes up and says,"Give me a chair." The devil snaps his fingers a chair appears. He says,"Drill hundreds of holes in it." The devil once again snaps his fingers, and the chair is filled with holes. The dumbass sits on the chair, and lets a huge fart out. He asks," What hole did that come out of?" The devil is dumbfounded and says,"The third one from the right." The dumbass proudly says,"Nope it came out of my asshole!"
Hardy har har
btw...here's a new pic:
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