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voiddragon:
biggrin

It don't matta just don't bite it!!
She shallowed it!! The world's largest dick!!
What do you want to me to do with it?
It don't matta just don't bite it!!


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clarky_182:
lol thats great, dodgiest looking crisp i have ever seen lol
you shoulda tried taking it back for a laugh :-p
hope yourwell!!!!
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clarky_182:
that looks like so much fun it should be illeagal
so how are you??? hope your well
lecia:
kiss
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supernal:
I like the upskirt shot! blush
lassedk:
Upskirt pics are the bomb... if you're a guy and you're not turned on right no, looking at these two pics.... you need to start taking medication wink Atleast I know I should.... anti "I fucking love your ass in a skirt" medication *heh*

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satchell:
All I gots to say is...... puke I need to get better soon.
suicidemarine:
no you rock... and i like that shirt in ur pic...
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9ine:
Thank you daaahlin'

knaight:
hi...i changed my name from EatBullets to Knaight..it is a wacky way of spelling my name...just so you dont miss me love
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Thank you all for being such sweeties, and making me feel better. Here's a joke I found......

A math teacher, librarian, and a regular dumbass are confronted by the devil. He says, "You will each ask me a question. If I answer the question correctly I will kill you. If I get it wrong, I will let you go." Well, the math teacher goes first...
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aproximation:
Your pleasure is my pleasure Mistress!
user039845038:
That was some funny shit the joke thats is. Im probably going to tell that one at work. That is if i remember. Also thanks for the poem story about smiling. It was cute and hell. I love it.

Patrick(blacksheep)Rice biggrin love smile wink blush
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Well....My mother just told me that my uncle passed away................ frown *cries*
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corporate_punk:
i try to get a good range of music across the rock board
crab:
Nope not mad at you hun. My computer just went Plbbbbbb. I didn't know what happend.
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I'm baaaaack. tongue It was horrible at Pensacola beach seeing all the destruction from the tornados and hurricane. People weren't allowed to get in the sand or water there. I noticed once it was too late that I forgot one of my important bags, and my cell phone. I went to Perdido Key, and had some fun there out on the beach. The water was pretty...
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jinxi:
OMG - your FL trip sounds like SO MUCH FUN!!! How cool!

And double-OMG.... I didn't know you had KIDDOS!! Wow! How old are they? That was so fun to read -I had noooo idea smile

So super to hear from you, sweetie!
Winx from Jinxi wink
voiddragon:
sounds like a good time to me biggrin
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Well, I am leaving for Pensacola, FL. today. I should be gone for a few days. Chillin with seagulls, relaxing on white sand beaches, hopefully getting a little drunkie. biggrin tongue I will be taking plenty of pictures to post when I get back. Have fun and take care of yourselves. xoxo
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lowroller:
thanks for the comment on my tattoo (in the Our Tattoos album). smile
sobeit:
Hey there, hope that you had a great weekend. Rock on and have a great week.


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If you had control of me, but only to do three things for you, what would you have me do for those three times you had control over me? And be honest....
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boobieknight:
1-make a cup of tea.smile
2-put some music on.biggrin
3-build your own kinky web site.robot

ARRR!!!
redairborne22:
That's simple hon, the first would be to drag ya to a race, second would be a road trip, and third, to just be a hero to ya for a day. Yeah, I know, I'm a dork....
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This is making me crazy
These black clouds following me
So I look for signs of light
But rarely I see them

I return to my shelter
And I crawl in a bottle
I'm losing my will for this
So over emotional

Black clouds
They rain down but
They can't kill the sun

Confession of depression
This life I'm second-guessing
Like ashes to ashes
I...
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that_kat:
i prefer
so , so you think you can tell heaven from hell,
blue skies from pain.
canyou tell a green feild from a cold steel rail?a smile from a veil?
do you thinj you can tell?

and did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
hot ashes for trees? hot air for a cool breeze?
cold comfort for change? and did you exchange
a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?

how i wish, how i wish you were here
we'er just two lost soul swimming in a fish bowl,
year after year,
running over the same old ground. what have we found?
the same old fears,
wish you were here

Wish You Were Here- Pink Floyd
dansquatch:
Now that's a song I can enjoy. *points at above post*
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What's green, and smells like pork?
Kermit the frog's fingers. oink
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crab:
joke time.
Whats a guitar player without a drummer?
Homeless.
What starts with the letter F and ends with K and is red hot.
Firetruck
What does a man do standing that a dog does on three legs?
Shake hands.
How many of me do i need to srew in a light bulb?
1 i sit there while the world revolves around me.

My jokes are not as dirty, but i hope they are still corny funny. biggrin
oldskoolpat:
what does an old woman's pussy taste like?

depends.