there's this girl. i think she's amazing. actually, i know she's amazing. i've never met anyone like her in my life. it's become an all day, every day thing to float through my day thinking about her. and the beautiful thing? she digs me just as much as i do her. and... Read More
years and years ago a friend of mine and myself got into a conversation about fruit, and what we felt was the sexiest fruit in all the land. banana he says. pretty obvious why, very phallic, can't really watch a girl eat one without thinking many dirty thoughts. i've always had this thing about green apples, no red, just green for some reason. and fresh... Read More
i was asked by a number of people just "where the fuck have you been?" over the past week. this made me feel nice, to be missed by all you wonderful people that i have never met. those of you who asked/wondered, you know who you are. you are indeed wonderful. let's do something about the whole... Read More
You're very welcome, and I'm glad you liked him. Everytime that commercial comes on, whoever is in the room with me has to get my attention because every time I see that cute little CG guy doing his happy little elephant tapdance, it makes me squeel like a little girl at a carnival. I ♥ him.
Damn, there's a shitload of blue comments in your journal. I'm such a stalker.
And you're welcome, btw. For the other stuff. Very much so.
I wanted to just leave it at that because of your update, but I can't. We all know I like to flap the lips a little too much to just leave it at that... I'm glad you like the profile pic. Do you think I should put up a set?? BWAH ha ha ha ha!!
Thanks for wishing me well. I'm tired of feeling like POO... that's for sure.
the last 30 minutes of my life i will not be getting back. i just spent said 30 minutes tearing my place apart looking for my wallet. the entire time cursing myself for being an idiot pothead for losing it. i'm at my wits end when i receive a call from my idiot pothead friend neil. "you're wallet looks just like mine maaaann." he's on... Read More
i seem to have some bad luck whenever i try to play poker and update this thing at the same time. we'll see.
the past week was pretty damn fun. the weather has been absolutely perfect. work has been good. we managed to have our christmas party on thursday. so it took a little while, what are ya gonna do? it was good to see... Read More
4-20 is coming up. i've always loved making fun of this day. i'm the biggest hypocrite in the world, cause god knows the amount i smoke. but i've always thought the whole idea of this "holiday" is just silly. for some reason, just can't take it seriously. i'll be stoned all day no doubt. but if anyone wishes me a happy 4-20, they will get no high five from me.
1 - Party pooper.
2 - I used to celebrate 4/20 pretty regularly (annually, in fact) ... but living around here, you're really not allowed to celebrate 4/20 anymore. It definately has been replaced with a day of mourning.
3 - I think I need to re-purchase Appetite for Destruction. Like, now.
after winning that last poker tournament last month, i've somehow become the worlds worst card player. it's as if i can't wait to give my money away. fuck it, i've got a new tournament starting in 23 minutes. see how fast i can lose this.
anyway. had possibly the funnest rummy night ever last night. for years i've been having rummy nights with the various... Read More
i wake up cause the ladies down stairs security alarm is going off. they have already gone to work so i get to deal with the police first thing in the morning. i had to tell the police officer, "no, you can't come in my house" when asked if he could come in to get the neighbors work phone number. i... Read More
