Ah, what the hell.
*jerks off*
*jerks off*
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bender99:
What happened? Tell Uncle Bender.
mydogfarted:
Windshield?
Spent all day building a server vault.
Damn thing has a glass door.
Even the client points this out to me, like I'm responsible.
All I could do was shrug and point out they ordered it that way.
Fact: Stupid people still outnumber the smart ones.
Damn thing has a glass door.
Even the client points this out to me, like I'm responsible.
All I could do was shrug and point out they ordered it that way.
Fact: Stupid people still outnumber the smart ones.
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delaneystar:
99.9% of the pop...sack of hammers.
and no...no you can't
and no...no you can't
agy:
I miss you! 
Thanks for the sweet comment. :
Thanks for the sweet comment. :
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radiofrank:
Happy (belated) New Year, good sir. I hope that you're well.
Awesome picture.
Awesome picture.
_loulou_:
Coffee would be good!
Sodomy: anal or oral copulation with a member of the same or opposite sex ; also : copulation with an animal
Sodomy, it's more than just bum-secs.
Sodomy, it's more than just bum-secs.
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niobe:
Happy Holidays! 
mrsted_stryker:
Happy New Years!
Gonna be in the Jersey area for Thxgvg this year.
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mydogfarted:
For you sir, there is time.
mattilda:
hellooooooooooo!
how are you honey?????
how are you honey?????
We'z back!
Missed the boobz.
Missed the boobz.
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pineapplefroot:
Welcome back sir!
brightredscream:
Welcome back sugar!
Having some cash flow problems and co-incidentally it's my renewal time.
Might be going dark for a bit as a result.
Might be going dark for a bit as a result.
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khoos:
laughing also works...
Thank you
I wish I could lend ya some cash but I have no money.
Thank you
I wish I could lend ya some cash but I have no money.
I have been systematically removing sources of humanity.
Im tired of saying "Sorry".
Im tired of saying "Sorry".
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maligne:
I'm sorry..!
Don't worry be happy!
Don't worry be happy!
agy:
Hmm. You know how I like asking you a thousand questions..? I don't know what stepping on gas means, but thank you! (damn Polish genes)
I don't know what stepping on gas means, but thank you! (damn Polish genes)
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solace:
Thanks for commenting on my last set!
mrsted_stryker:
I smell funny? Well so do YOU!
Imma assited! I hope I don't make you nutty in the car lol...
lets put some pressure on Bender to come too!
I wish we could go for two nights so I could meet up with other jersey chat folks too, I will have to see how much I can fir into that weekend!
PM some deets and I will sned you back my number and shit
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!