killthehostage

words to live by:

When confronted by a werewolf, this is important, immediately leave your car and run out in the open.

Hmm, Coke, Sprite, Pepto Bismol, United Airlines... Steve Guttenburg...

Well, I guess they're trying to say that we're born, and then we die, and there's lots of padding in between.

Wow, this is weird, this happened to me. I was on a first...
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i'm not sure whether to feel sad or not, but a very good friend of mine, whom i happen to like a bunch from way back when is thinking of moving back close to where i am, but her mom's pretty sick evidently. i dunno, that's kind of ackward, i hope everything is okay there.

time for goto sleep.
frowny face.

-brewmeister von sydow

p.s....
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mogwai = the fucking greatest band ever. i recently just had to drive like, 3 hours from my stank hole of a town to go to columbus to see mogwai play with some ridiculous opening band from spain.

imagine that one friend you have that knows a little about guitar and will fuck about endelessly on it while everybody else hanging out is getting annoyed...
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whooo, i suck. well, everybody knew that right? i've been great at pissing people off lately, especially women that go by the name eliza. so, for now, i'll give up on pissing them off. i should figure it would be par for the course by now, especially when it comes to women. but even my regular friends i've done nothing else but manage to get...
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ah, yes. soon, very soon i will cancel my subscription here and just move on i guess. 50 bucks is pretty expensive for what all i get from this page. i haven't seen so much as a boob in weeks.

it's not all doom and gloom though, the lake monster page is up on myspace, and pound for pound it's got the most music [almost...
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where do yinz come from? hon, we're from the 'burgh. proud of the place we're come from. four for the fingers and one for the thumb.

we are john henry's children
and this we are alone.
eliza was a program,
john henry had a soul.

as if i didn't like beer enough, i'm actually going to start making small home batches with my friend. he's going to make an ipa, and i'm going to make a trippel. and in 3 weeks we'll see who's more shit faced.

can you imagine having a college class, where you drink beer in class and then as a homework assignment you have to drink...
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yeah, i guess it's going alright. at least i'm marginally drunk, it could be worse. i'm excited about the prospect of getting our music out on a cd to hear outside of the digital realm. what?
duh... life sucks.
yep, justy watching jay leno do some very very crappy comedy. it, it's not funny. it's not fun.

duh, i dunno. time to go sleep.