words to live by:
When confronted by a werewolf, this is important, immediately leave your car and run out in the open.
Hmm, Coke, Sprite, Pepto Bismol, United Airlines... Steve Guttenburg...
Well, I guess they're trying to say that we're born, and then we die, and there's lots of padding in between.
Wow, this is weird, this happened to me. I was on a first date with a girl and her grandma killed someone. Dated the girl for a while though!
(singing) Come sit by me, and Satan too, he's your friend and mine!
Here, be sure to drink it all, sometimes the poison is on the bottom.
What would Liberace do? Uh, I better not do that.
Booze really heals!
You know I have almost no respect for pumas now? I now know that if I ever run into a puma I can just push it the hell over.
mmmm....mst3k. gotta go rub one out, it's what i like to call "deep hurting"
When confronted by a werewolf, this is important, immediately leave your car and run out in the open.
Hmm, Coke, Sprite, Pepto Bismol, United Airlines... Steve Guttenburg...
Well, I guess they're trying to say that we're born, and then we die, and there's lots of padding in between.
Wow, this is weird, this happened to me. I was on a first date with a girl and her grandma killed someone. Dated the girl for a while though!
(singing) Come sit by me, and Satan too, he's your friend and mine!
Here, be sure to drink it all, sometimes the poison is on the bottom.
What would Liberace do? Uh, I better not do that.
Booze really heals!
You know I have almost no respect for pumas now? I now know that if I ever run into a puma I can just push it the hell over.
mmmm....mst3k. gotta go rub one out, it's what i like to call "deep hurting"