killedwithkarate

Did someone change my setting to ultra-fast today? My brain has been going a mile a minute. I guess this is me crashing after a solid week of cheesecake. I'm a hyper hypo and I can make my face look like a Shar-Pei. No, I actually can't. I just like alluding to SNL skits featuring Mike Myers.

Every time I hear the whole "Ooooh" part at the beginning of each section in "Lose my Breath", I want to do that whole awesome low down bend with hair flip move... Did that make any sense? Basically, this song makes me bust a move, Beyonce style, despite my lack of definable booty.

I get really startled why I hear "AOL music first listen" on a song I'm listening to. I might add that it only happens on my dancey tunes. AOL probably doesn't promote Naked Raygun to the same extent that it promotes Destiny's Child. As is true of me reading snopes.com, seeing corporate logos, sitting in the dark, sudden unexpected noises really startle me. I must have been a stray animal in another life, since I'm such a 'fraidy cat. I can't tell whether or not I was trying to be funny with that.

One of my hugest pet peeves is rampant in SG profiles. I hate when people say that they hate TV. Yes, I'm looking at you. No one truly HATES TV. That's just what people say when they're trying to make you think that they're so cool that they do other things with their spare time. Don't lie. You haven't seen a concert in months... You've been watching Law and Order SVU every time it's on. You can't hate something that brings us wonderful shows like the teletoon detour/adult swim line-up, addictive teen dramas and cop/doctor related programming. You can say that cartoons are mind numbing and teen dramas are a poor excuse for people unable to live their own lives... But we aren't all cops/doctors, so we've got programming like that to keep us from all desiring those professions and causing a complete deficit in every other profession.

My hips always crack and hurt, especially when I sit crosslegged and apply pressure to them (like I do when I use my laptop.) Grah. I am always getting pinched nerves in my back and neck because of my posture which is because of my boobs. Fuckin' boobs. It's kind of awesome, because I used to have stretch marks on my boobs (too much info!) when I was in the sixth-eighth grade, and now they are completely gone, but you can still feel them if you really pay attention. Was that an invitation to touch my boobs? Perhaps. I need a massage. Maybe I'll let you touch my boobs if you can get the damned knot out of my back.

Thanks to Mikey_Dough for awakening me to Mason Jennings and Regina Spektor. I looooove both of them. It's the first time in a while that I've been introduced to an artist (let alone two) and really liked what I heard. I especially love "Grow Old With Me" by Mason and "Samson" by Regina. It just so happens that Regina is coming to the Rivoli in May, so I'm excited to see her. Mind you, Doughty is going on tour and stopping in Toronto in the spring, too, so I'm a bit (read: ton) more jazzed about that. But hey, maybe this will mean a return to the concert scene that Toronto used to have going on.

That's all for now. I'm sure I've got more I want to say, but it's hiding for now. I need to be horizontal now, which means no writing.